I'm Gonna Beat You Like A Mail Order Bride

[rosco rathbone]

Get in that kitchen and do your wifely duties before I lose my temper.

 

[Queen Bee]

I've been elbow deep in bread dough, warbling hymns, for the past hour. I am not, however, wearing kitten-heel pumps, a girdle, a pointy bra, or a skirt with crinoline.

One of my favorite flasher fantasies is a June Cleaver type, bent over the kitchen table with petticoats around her shoulders, eye makeup running. She grimaces with the Lucy Ricardo Lips of Dismay.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I've been elbow deep in bread dough, warbling hymns, for the past hour. I am not, however, wearing kitten-heel pumps, a girdle, a pointy bra, or a skirt with crinoline.

One of my favorite flasher fantasies is a June Cleaver type, bent over the kitchen table with petticoats around her shoulders, eye makeup running. She grimaces with the Lucy Ricardo Lips of Dismay.

Lucy was fuckin hot.

She was high spirited as hell, but you knew that mr ricardo wore the trowsers.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... wearing kitten-heel pumps ...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/363868/Checkmark.gif

 

[rosco rathbone]

The old style of dressing isn't really a trigger for me...a toe ring, a lower-back tattoo, a pair of hiphuggers and a baby t are fine.

Just make sure that supper is on the table, hot, when I get home.

"kitten" heel shoes sound nice though; whatever the hell that means.

 

[Kajira Callista]

The old style of dressing isn't really a trigger for me...a toe ring, a lower-back tattoo, a pair of hiphuggers and a baby t are fine.

Just make sure that supper is on the table, hot, when I get home.

"kitten" heel shoes sound nice though; whatever the hell that means.

i dont like em...too low. asses look better in higher heels.
http://www.k8tykat.com/images/market/PINKrosesling.jpg

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

someone's feelin frisky, I see...

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Just make sure that supper is on the table, hot, when I get home.

Unless dinner is me, that's unlikely around this house... (too busy with PTA and some county watchdog agency work, to do more than throw something together as part of a team).
Then again, if I knew I might get might get my just desserts when you got home, I just might be inspired.... Sign says: Will Mop and Cook for rough sex.)

But shouldn't we slip into something more comfortable, like the Cafe, dollink?

 

[Kajira Callista]

in the kitchen kinda shoes
http://www.fredericks.com/images/6/65177_60_itm_a_4202.jpg

 

[cellis]

in the kitchen kinda shoes
http://www.fredericks.com/images/6/65177_60_itm_a_4202.jpg

Hmmm impressive.... so do they come in black?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Hmmm impressive.... so do they come in black?

nods
http://www.fredericks.com/category....2002&category_name=Shoe-Out+On+The+Town&Page=

 

[cellis]

nods
http://www.fredericks.com/category....2002&category_name=Shoe-Out+On+The+Town&Page=

I see someone gets the same catalogues as me!

 

[Kajira Callista]

I see someone gets the same catalogues as me!

LOL Uncle Rosco is gonna be not happy we are talking shoes and accesories in his thread.

 

[cellis]

LOL Uncle Rosco is gonna be not happy we are talking shoes and accesories in his thread.

Oh!! I thought that was what this was about... you know shoes, accessories, floggers, and how to dress appropriately for a sub... it's not?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Oh!! I thought that was what this was about... you know shoes, accessories, floggers, and how to dress appropriately for a sub... it's not?

we arent blondes and rosco knows it.... we arent gonna get away with that

 

[sunfox]

we arent blondes and rosco knows it.... we arent gonna get away with that

Is this the Stepford Subs thread?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Is this the Stepford Subs thread?

i swore i was not gona post here offsubject again...but then i realized, what exactlly was the subject?

 

[Netzach]

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Just make sure that supper is on the table, hot, when I get home.
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What, you can't dial for chinese?


I'll dial, just make sure you've got the cane in your mouth by the time I'm through the door.

 

[sunfox]

i swore i was not gona post here offsubject again...but then i realized, what exactlly was the subject?

One never can tell, in a rosco thread... and now Netzach's made me crave Chinese food.

 

[cellis]

Good, we are still talking about stuff.... I can order in or fix it.... clothed or naked...


and those pushes down on the counter face first make fixing dinner oh so nice!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Then again, if I knew I might get might get my just desserts when you got home, I just might be inspired.... Sign says: Will Mop and Cook for rough sex.)

Repeated reinforcement will be neccessary to reeducate these spoilt american broads.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Repeated reinforcement will be neccessary to reeducate these spoilt american broads.

Was your intent to throat fuck, or ass ream them Gaston?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Was your intent to throat fuck, or ass ream them Gaston?

Nosir; we are talking about wifely duties here.

I believe that the woman's place is to run the household. All else to take second place.

These spoilt american girls of today are hopeless.

Thus, mail order brides, eh?


what say ye sir?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Nosir; we are talking about wifely duties here.

I believe that the woman's place is to run the household. All else to take second place.

These spoilt american girls of today are hopeless.

Thus, mail order brides, eh?


what say ye sir?

and where the hell were you when i felt the need to get married uncle rosco?

 

[rosco rathbone]

and where the hell were you when i felt the need to get married uncle rosco?

Hanging about under the bridge with the other trolls and billygoat gruff my dear.