I'm going to vent. Rant. Be an less than bubbly person.

KillerMuffin

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I got 326 spam messages from the same moron this morning. 326!

This is such a stupid and completely pathetic way of weasling your way through the world. You might as well be a filthy panhandler lurking on corners with nothing better to do in your life but eat roaches and drink rubbing alcohol.

Spammers of any kind are the lowest forms of life in existence. They should all be rounded up so that I can have my own personal crack at slowly torturing the everlasting joy out of them. If they even have any nerve at all, this would be a satisfactorily painful process. Maybe even last all week. We could invite everyone who feels abused by these worthless pieces of subhuman slime who only have a spine through dint of bone structure to come on down and beat these nasty creatures to their hearts content. Maybe we can bring a lil BBQ and make a weekend of it.

I hate spammers. I loathe spammers. I despise spammers from the bottom of my precious little heart. If you could harness these icky feelings you could probably power the eastern seaboard for a month with the total righteous indignation I'm working on.

Death is too good for these disgusting peices of slime left behind from whatever crawls out from under a rock. I just can't think of anyone sane or insane who would stay near enough to these pathetic, filthy barely animated creatures to do the deed properly. These vile excuses for people are violators, molesters, harrassers, and evil.

Forget Saddam, guys, get the spammers.

Someday I will get the spammers. If the government doesn't get that anti-spam legislation attacked and the ACLU doesn't risk get itself aligned with a group of people who are no different morally than the group in the defense chair at Nueremberg, I will get these guys or my name isn't Dixon Carter Lee.

:mad:

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I'm not done being pissed off, but I am going to go away now.
 
Hamletmaschine said:
Morning, Muffie.

Morning, Draaah.

I used to panhandle all the time when I was younger.

Mornin' Hamlet. You just straight up stealing now?
 
Now you really don't have a PM!

aren't you proud of how I avoided stating the obvious, how out of character your being miffed would be??
 
She ranted.


How, how, sweeeeet!


Now go kick the 9 foot tire on the Stud's jacked-up Chevy and complete the cycle.
 
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