I'm going to the store

[Dietrich K.]

Anybody want anything? Milk? Cheese? Oral sex?

 

[Wok]

Toilet paper, kthanks.

 

[HappyMisha]

How 'bout Dessert?

 

[Holly Delight]

I could use a Klondike. The Heath kind. Thanks! Hurry back!

 

[Damariscotta]

Can you pick up the hamburger (lean, please), sour cream, cream cheese, mozzarella cheese, parmesian cheese, noodles, and two jars of tomato sauce I will need to make lasagna for mothers day tomorrow? Oh, and some salad ingredients too. Thanks a bunch.

 

[Lushisss]

I need milk.

and some Buttsecks.

 

[pink]

oral and buttsecks, please.

 

[restlessnights]

Reese's Big Cups.

 

[bg23]

Jello. Bacon. Eggs. Muffins. Apples. Sleeping pills. Green tea.

And chicken wings.

 

[Boudez]

Carr's water biscuits. Body butter. Thank you.

 

[Dietrich K.]

I'm back.

Got hot dogs and bagels.

Is that enough?

 

[BreezyDcng]

I'm back.

Got hot dogs and bagels.

Is that enough?

*pshhhsssst* No ice cream?

 

[Dietrich K.]

*pshhhsssst* No ice cream?

I already had ice cream.

 

[BreezyDcng]

I already had ice cream.

With hot fudge and 2 spoons?

 

[Lushisss]

I already had ice cream.

Not chocolate-peanutbutter, I bet.

and where's my Buttsecks?

 

[Dietrich K.]

With hot fudge and 2 spoons?

For what I have in mine, you won't need spoons.

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Anybody want anything? Milk? Cheese? Oral sex?

Damn, I wish I'd seen this thread sooner ... I need cough medicine *cough, cough*.

Now I'm going to have to go to the shops and get it myself ... double damn

 

[BreezyDcng]

For what I have in mine, you won't need spoons.

Tempting, tempting. I do have a thing for cold food play....

 

[Dietrich K.]

Tempting, tempting. I do have a thing for cold food play....

I thought you might ...

 

[BreezyDcng]

I thought you might ...

*crooks finger and draws you in close*

Shhhhh... don't tell anyone else....

 

[Dietrich K.]

*crooks finger and draws you in close*

Shhhhh... don't tell anyone else....

Um ... I think they know now ...

 

[Guest]

Anybody want anything? Milk? Cheese? Oral sex?

I'll take oral sex and some antihistamines, please!

 

[I'm nasty]

I'll take the oral, thanks.

 

[Lushisss]

Carr's water biscuits. Body butter. Thank you.

You changed your name, yes?

 

[BreezyDcng]

Um ... I think they know now ...

*sucking on a popsicle* Hmmm.... I wonder who could have told?