I'm going to hell...

[elsol]

Campaign encourages clergy to invite young men to join priesthood

American bishops, aiming to rebuild the dwindling ranks of Roman Catholic priests, started a new campaign Friday encouraging clergy to invite young men into the priesthood.

Now, they're recruiting for their...

*sigh*

Yeap, I'm going to hell!

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Svenskaflicka]

How young? I mean, considering the latest scandals, this might be interpreted as a personal ad...

 

[elsol]

How young? I mean, considering the latest scandals, this might be interpreted as a personal ad...

Oh good... I'll have company in hell.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ofcourse you will! All the rednecks, for starters...

 

[elsol]

Ofcourse you will! All the rednecks, for starters...

And the priests.

Excuse, only THOSE priests.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ofcourse you will! All the rednecks, for starters...

Yes, I'm a redneck and I'll certainly be there. By the time you guys get there, we'll already have figured out a way to keep our beer cold.

 

[TxRad]

Yes, I'm a redneck and I'll certainly be there. By the time you guys get there, we'll already have figured out a way to keep our beer cold.

I'll drink to that......

 

[arienette]

I'll join you in hell; when I read the headline I thought the same thing.

 

[SeaCat]

Ofcourse you will! All the rednecks, for starters...

Ya planning on visiting us? You'll find us in the hottest brightest part of hell with the fireproof cabins. It will be easy, just follow your ears. You'll be able to hear the sounds of the continouse orgy for leagues.

Cat

 

[LadyAria]

Who wants to go to heaven?

Who wants to go to heaven? From what I seen of most saints, I'd rather jump in the lake of fire then spent eternity with them. At least in hell, the company will be interesting.

 

[yui]

Oh good... I'll have company in hell.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Yes, I'll be there, too, until I'm reincarnated. Believing of which will send me right back to hell. Vicious cycle, that.

Ya planning on visiting us? You'll find us in the hottest brightest part of hell with the fireproof cabins. It will be easy, just follow your ears. You'll be able to hear the sounds of the continouse orgy for leagues.

Cat

Heroes in Hell. Ever read that?

 

[SeaCat]

Yes, I'll be there, too, until I'm reincarnated. Believing of which will send me right back to hell. Vicious cycle, that.

Heroes in Hell. Ever read that?

Nope not that I know of. Damn now I'll have to go find it.

Cat

 

[Guest]

ive been promised a condo on the lake of lava.
party on the veranda
you can spot us by the naked statue of centaur.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ive been promised a condo on the lake of lava.
party on the veranda
you can spot us by the naked statue of centaur.

Bring your asbestos bikini.

 

[Guest]

Bring your asbestos bikini.

still too much clothing
lets all go nude
i love the smell of burning flesh
ok, im kidding...kinda

 

[yui]

still too much clothing
lets all go nude
i love the smell of burning flesh
ok, im kidding...kinda

I was thinking that shaving wouldn't be an issue in hell, but singed hair just sort of stinks! Besides, I don't think I would look too good bald.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

still too much clothing
lets all go nude
i love the smell of burning flesh
ok, im kidding...kinda

People, the other white meat.

 

[Guest]

People, the other white meat.

wouldnt that be the other, other, other, other white meat?
chicken
pig
cat
human?

 

[yui]

People, the other white meat.

Why are you wearing my underpants?!?

 

[Guest]

Why are you wearing my underpants?!?

hes *special* that way

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Why are you wearing my underpants?!?

You left them here the other night and they looked so nice... well...

 

[yui]

You left them here the other night and they looked so nice... well...

Pervy Duck!

 

[SeaCat]

I was thinking that shaving wouldn't be an issue in hell, but singed hair just sort of stinks! Besides, I don't think I would look too good bald.

OMG I just punched a hole through my keyboard. From the bottom.

Cat

 

[English Lady]

Sorry folks, I love you dearly but, in the words of Doctor and the medics:

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Eternal bliss is too good to turn down and I've always had this image of sleeping in clouds and drinking from lemonade fountains and eating chocolate of the chocolate trees. *grins*


And as for getting young men to join the priesthood -I'm not surprised it's a job and a half, all that no sex stuff probably doesn't help!

 

[_Erik_]

Now, they're recruiting for their...

*sigh*

Yeap, I'm going to hell!

Sincerely,
ElSol

You're on a site with tons of perverts. Don't worry, you're in good company.