I'm going to hell.

[BlackShanglan]

On looking at this picture, allegedly of the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass ...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/story.mary.ap.jpg

I have to confess that my first impression was, "My word, she's really got an impressively large ..."



Well. Let's say she didn't look virginal to me.

The story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/index.html

 

[LadyJeanne]

On looking at this picture, allegedly of the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass ...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/story.mary.ap.jpg

I have to confess that my first impression was, "My word, she's really got an impressively large ..."



Well. Let's say she didn't look virginal to me.

The story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/index.html

Apparently, I'm going straight to hell too. I'll bring the muffins.

 

[TheEarl]

On looking at this picture, allegedly of the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass ...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/story.mary.ap.jpg

I have to confess that my first impression was, "My word, she's really got an impressively large ..."



Well. Let's say she didn't look virginal to me.

The story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/index.html

Seen the story. Seen the picture. Thought the thought.

You can't not.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

On looking at this picture, allegedly of the Virgin Mary appearing on an underpass ...

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/story.mary.ap.jpg

I have to confess that my first impression was, "My word, she's really got an impressively large ..."



Well. Let's say she didn't look virginal to me.

The story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/20/mary.underpass.ap/index.html

I'm just so glad to know I'm not the only one.....

 

[Guest]

Then again, it could be a sign.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Don't worry, the houses down here are both comfortable and affordable and besides, vella's place always has space for lustful blasphemers.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Thank goodness I will at least have good company there.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You said "my word" again!

 

[impressive]

I just bought a condo by the lake of fire.

 

[Guest]

Don't worry, the houses down here are both comfortable and affordable and besides, vella's place always has space for lustful blasphemers.

would appreciate running water, but im not complaining...ill take it up with the union.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You said "my word" again!

Oh look. I also repeated the phrase "Bite me, big boy."

 

[SeaCat]

Well at least I'll know who my neighbors are and what all the noise is. By the way, I'll be easy to find. Just look for the fireproof log cabin down by the shore with the smokehouse out back, the 4x4 in the driveway, the speedboat tied to the dock, and the strange looking character sitting on the front porch smoking a cigar and swilling homebrewed beer while fondling my wife. That will be me.

Oh and before you complain, that strange sounding music driving you nuts is called BlueGrass. Get used to it you durned city slickers.

Hmmmm, I'll have to call Old Luc about those fireproof wetsuits he promised me.

Cat

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Apparently, I'm going straight to hell too. I'll bring the muffins.

Blueberry?

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat. We're gonna need a bigger boat, right?

 

[Guest]

 

[TheEarl]

We're gonna need the damn Queen Mary II!

Anyone else scared to take that in the context of Madre de Dios having a very large...

Night all.

The Earl

 

[ElizabethWest]

We're gonna need the damn Queen Mary II!

I'm gonna be on the sinking ship to hell...

*ponders*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Anyone else scared to take that in the context of Madre de Dios having a very large...

Night all.

The Earl

Honestly, I didn't really get it until I looked at this thread a second time...

Sick! You're all sick!

(and I love you)

 

[minsue]

Honestly, I didn't really get it until I looked at this thread a second time...

Oh, that's just too too precious.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, that's just too too precious.

Aren't I, though?

 

[cantdog]

Well at least I'll know who my neighbors are and what all the noise is. By the way, I'll be easy to find. Just look for the fireproof log cabin down by the shore with the smokehouse out back, the 4x4 in the driveway, the speedboat tied to the dock, and the strange looking character sitting on the front porch smoking a cigar and swilling homebrewed beer while fondling my wife. That will be me.

Oh and before you complain, that strange sounding music driving you nuts is called BlueGrass. Get used to it you durned city slickers.

Hmmmm, I'll have to call Old Luc about those fireproof wetsuits he promised me.

Cat

Hey cat

When I was a kid of fourteen, right through the next two years, there were some bluegrass musicians from the Seminary up on the hill who came to my coffee house most evenings and jammed together in the front room. Mandolin, two guitars, and whoever else showed up, half the time a fiddler. It was awesome. I do not own any bluegrass albums to this day. But I will travel, have done, ninety miles to see a live bluegrass performance.

Any music-- oompah bands, polka, almost anything but "hat" country-- is absolutely worth the trip to hear live.

cantdog

 

[cantdog]

The idea of a speedboat plying the Lake of Fire is too amazing. I see it with bikini clad demonesses with half-rotted faces but voluptuous bodies, lolling about on the decks or blowing the coxswain.

cantdog

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hey, I know that overpass! It's on Fulleron Avenue in Chicago. That's where I used to get off the expressway to go home. Never saw any apparitions though.

A few years ago we had another apparition is some Syrian Orthodox church or some other funny sect: the statue of the Virgin supposedly cried. Some big church investgator actually had to come check it out and he said that it was just condensation and that everyone should go home, but people lined up for miles to see it.

My favorite miracle sighting happened in Texas, I think, where the face of Jesus appeared on the side of a storage tank filled with soybean oil. You could only see it at certain times in the evening when the sun was just right. I remember thinking, "What kind of God would try to send us a message on the side of a tank of soybean oil out in the middle of Nowhere, Texas that you can only see between 5:15 and 5:25 PM when the light's just right? What ever happened to the Glory of God and pillars of fire and all that?"

I guess you could ask the same thing about an apparition of Mary that appears where road salt seeps through a concrete retaining wall beneath a busy expressway.

How do you think word got out? One person saw it and told his family, and then they told their friends, and so on? Do people really put their shoes and coats on and go out in the cold to see a salt stain that someone claims looks like a Saint? I guess so.

A friend once found a potato that kind of looked like Richard M. Nixon. Surely that's worth something?

 

[hmmnmm]

A friend once found a potato that kind of looked like Richard M. Nixon. Surely that's worth something?

If someone figured out a way to cultivate potatoes so they all looked like Richard M. Nixon... and if Richard Nixon was still alive... and if you sent the potatoes to the chip-making factory... then you'd need... never mind... sorry...

 

[yui]

If someone figured out a way to cultivate potatoes so they all looked like Richard M. Nixon... and if Richard Nixon was still alive... and if you sent the potatoes to the chip-making factory... then you'd need... never mind... sorry...

*laughing* You're so insane.