I'm going to beat down the jackass...

[badasschick]

Who gave me this cold!

Dammit I hate being sick.

 

[Private Vasquez]

It wasn't me...

 

[Ishmael]

It was me. Think you're still a badass now?

Ishmael

 

[GuyJD]

Who gave me this cold!

Dammit I hate being sick.

Tell me about it. Everytime someone gets sick at my job, everyone else gets sick afterwards.

 

[badasschick]

It was me. Think you're still a badass now?

Ishmael

Come here, lemme give you a kiss with lots o tongue.




BTW, I will always be badass.

 

[Ishmael]

Come here, lemme give you a kiss with lots o tongue.




BTW, I will always be badass.

BTW, it will always be me.

Ishmael

 

[badasschick]

BTW, it will always be me.

Ishmael

Good, cause I had that sneaking suspicion that you were that Jai-fakin' Shaggy.

 

[GuyJD]

Come here, lemme give you a kiss with lots o tongue.




BTW, I will always be badass.

I believe I was the one who gave it to you when I sneezed last week.

But your infestous tongue don't scare me none. I've loaded myself down with Vitamin C and zinc.

 

[Ishmael]

Good, cause I had that sneaking suspicion that you were that Jai-fakin' Shaggy.

Sneakin' again. Damn. No wonder I'm your nightmare.

Ishmael

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i hate it when that happens

 

[badasschick]

Ok Update...

I've been out of commission for the past 2 days, thus my weekend was all shot to hell.

I think I blew my brains into my hanky an hour ago.


This is the first time I've been upright in the past 48 hours without causing some injury to myself.

I have a bump on my head....and sadly it isn't from rough sex this time.

The question is...Do I venture outside to the VON's and purchase more provisions, risking my safety and that of the other citizens of the valley because I will have to drive about 6 blocks and make a left turn whilst still delirious from my illness, or do I starve myself until I become well enough to make the left turn onto Laurel Canyon?

Or...

Do I just break down and call Pink Dot? or PDQ or whatever they are calling themselves today?

 

[glamorilla]

i always suggest some really hot tea with honey and lemon and a jigger o' cognac to help.

 

[badasschick]

Damn Pink Dot is closed today.....People in the valley stay off the streets....its for your own good.


I'm going to VON's...need food, and drugs.

I hate being sick.

 

[unclej]

you just have to trust ole unclej on this one....a half bottle of bourbon and a half bottle of niquil will cure just about any damn thing that's wrong with you. trust me now, yahear?

 

[badasschick]

Do not buy groceries when ill.

I have 3lbs of necarines and 2 bottles of Sunny D.

I don't even like sunny D. I just saw orange and 2 for $1.98

Traffic was sparse, but had a close call with the garage gate on the way back in.

I'm gonna take a nap now.

Nyquil is my new friend.

 

[badasschick]

BTW, my new name is patient zero....I touched the produce.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Laurel's Canyon sounds like a nice place. Go there.

 

[badasschick]

So I muddled through my illness at work today. Face all ballooned out and splotchy looking like sloth from the fucking Goonies, and the Asshole that I had the fleeting crush on said I was "beautiful" today despite my looking like Chaka from land of the lost....what an asshole!

Ok maybe I was just cranky, but I think he picked up on my crush about 2 weeks late. His loss.

Meanwhile, I have such a hacking cough, my head hurts everytime I breathe.