I'm going to be a fairy god mother!

bluntforcemama

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Well, an Imp God Mother, at least. I can't wait to spoil the little tyke. So, in September, there will be two imps in this world. ;) Right now it's just the size of a cotton ball, but damn, it's still cute. So, I have requested a magic wand so I can whack people over the head. I'll also have a little one made for the baby, I think.
 
Congrats... nothing like spoiling people, at least they'll remember you for as long as the spoiling is going on.;)

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kewl

I also say congrats....OH BTW I sent you and e-mail before Myst. Did you not get it?..
 
Myst said:
Well, an Imp God Mother, at least. I can't wait to spoil the little tyke. So, in September, there will be two imps in this world. ;) Right now it's just the size of a cotton ball, but damn, it's still cute. So, I have requested a magic wand so I can whack people over the head. I'll also have a little one made for the baby, I think.




Sounds perfect Myst.

But you allways were great with children:D



CH
 
Re: kewl

Tim1 said:
I also say congrats....OH BTW I sent you and e-mail before Myst. Did you not get it?..


I didn't, now how come? Did you send it to the wrong address again?
 
Congrats Myst. Being a godparent is a great thing. You get the little ones for fun and joy, and get to return them to their parents when they get tired and cranky. However, be prepared, if both the parents are busy, you're the one who's on the emergency card.
 
<sends Myst a Fairy God Mother wand, weighted with mercury, with a gold-pained lead star on the end>

There...that should work to whack some heads! :D
 
godfather

I have a new self-elected goddaughter since the new year. Her parent divorced and she lost the parent chosen one in the process. At Christmas, she decided that she has to be spoiled like the others so she asked me to be her godfather.
I love it and I am a natural born spoiler.

As the free baby sitting, just take notes that godparents have rights. The right to get the children so exited that, when the parents come home, they will need a few hours to cool down before sleeping. The best part of the game.

Enjoy and spoil.
 
Spoil indeed! That kid will be rotten when I'm done with it. ;) As for gift buying, it'll have to be gift making, I'm a poor college student! Come to think of it, the mother makes more money than I do. *sigh* I've known her since sophomore high school chemistry. We blew up the fume lid together.
 
Congratulations, Myst, you will be awesome & the imp will be lucky to have you. I love being a "Fairy Godmother" aka "Cool Aunt J". It is my job to spoil my "Evil Monster Girl" & other assorted imps. Have fun & remember that one of the best ways to spoil is to spend quality time with them. The memories you will make together will mean more than anything money can buy.
 
It starts jumping around, then blows out the bottom of the beaker, catches the bunsen on fire, and viola! Full fledged, gas-fed fire.















Bibbity Bobbity BOOM!
 
Re: How long has it been since the last fire and/or explosion you caused?

I'm a regular firestarter.



Actually, it's been about a year. That's when the garage caught on fire. Of course, I could lay a terrible pun and say every night in bed.
 
"About a year..."? Is that like, a few weeks, or what? "About" is so... conveniently vague for a pyromaniac. Like how they ask about burning rock salt when they mean to say, "I set the freaking gas line ablaze and we're lucky we didn't lose the whole ding dang building."
 
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