i'm giving msN a strapon for christmas

[Bert Notorius]

i guess i've
totally run
out of ideas.

i wonder if
she'll be
surprised.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Is it the Matt Lauer endorsed dong?

 

[Bert Notorius]

was that clown
really making
28 mil?

fuck me.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Get a Clone-a-willy. Clone your cock.

Give msN the real in the pink and the fake in the stink.

Merry Christmas.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I recommend the "Plus Balls"

 

[Bert Notorius]

clone my willy...

that would be
like gifting a mirror
to a narcissist.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

So it is the perfect gift.

Like giving LBJ to an addict.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i never realized
there was so
much to it.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

It is easy. And it is the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year through.

 

[Bert Notorius]

in the course
of doing my
research,
who knew,
the canadians
are the world's
master craftsmen
of strapon
harnesses?

must be a
by-product
of long, cold,
winters.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Giving your wife a strapon is saying that you want to get pegged. Is that what you want?

 

[Bert Notorius]

i'm not
entirely opposed
to the idea

 

[Unabatable]

i guess i've
totally run
out of ideas.

i wonder if
she'll be
surprised.

i reckon if
you do

you'll be
the one
surprised
some day

or
more likely
some night

when you're
fast asleep
snug in
your dreams

suddenly the
world will hear
MOTHER!?!

 

[hopingforthebest]

best present ever

Give her a pair of slippers and a dildo, that way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.
Just watch out she may fall in love with the strapon, mine gets very dominant when she puts it on. but she starts cumming in about 30 seconds when she gets started so have fun.

 

[Bert Notorius]

it must be
coming by
dogsled.

 

[Unabatable]

it must be
coming by
dogsled.

your butthole
dripping
with anticipation?

 

[Bert Notorius]

i don't know.
let me check.

 

[Unabatable]

smell
my
finger?

 

[Bert Notorius]

that was
pretty funny,
56 years ago.

 

[Unabatable]

still
brand new
to me

 

[Hypoxia]

i'm giving msN a strapon for christmas

This kind?

https://2static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Chicks+with+dicks+_081f0d74d3146fedb3cb763b8a9d938a.png

Or this kind?

https://www.nickscipio.com/pod/media/2011/01/Chick-with-big-black-strap-on.jpg

Or the electric powered type?

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1wHAzKpXXXXbIXVXXq6xXFXXX0/Non-toxic-material-Electric-vibrating-big-size-dildo-Dildos-leather-pant-strap-on-penis.jpg

Or something more realistic?

http://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1UZ_LNFXXXXc.XVXXq6xXFXXXb/Real-skin-feeling-strap-on-dildo-lesbian.jpg

But wait, I hear the doorbell.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/24949345.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

also, from research,
common etiquette
dictates
the one
being gored,
gets to choose
the horn.

 

[Unabatable]

genders
and
strap-ons
choose wisely
grasshopper

 

[SissySalina]

From experience, make sure what you give her- you can take.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i'm a giver.