I'm getting older, so...

[Weird Harold]

The Nevada DMV invited be to come in and stand around for 90 minutes, take three minutes to prove I'm still alive and haven't gone blind, and then get shot in the mug.

So, would you let this man drive your car?

 

[red_rose]

If fully insured, yes.

 

[bluespoke]

The Nevada DMV invited be to come in and stand around for 90 minutes, take three minutes to prove I'm still alive and haven't gone blind, and then get shot in the mug.

So, would you let this man drive your car?

My car? I wouldn't let him drive Bin Laden's car

 

[koalabear]

DAD!

 

[plasticman33]

Say, aren't you the cab driver I had in Reno?

 

[Weird Harold]

Actually, I think I had to go in more because Nevada is converting to Digital Photos and computer printed licenses.

The neat holograms that make it hard to counterfeit don't show up when scanned, but it's actually kind of pretty -- in an official sort of way.

This is the first time I've been asked to remove my glasses for a driver's license picture. It is NOT however the worst DL picture ever, although it's a very close second.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Sure! It's in the driveway, and the keys are in the ignition.

 

[Sillyman]

My god! It IS you in your AV!




My car only exists in my own head, so if you are going to go anywhere, you are going to have to find a way to fit through my ear.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Let him? Sure, why not Harold. Can you pick up a keg of Guinness and cookout fixins while I do the lawn this afternoon?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Let him? Sure, why not Harold. Can you pick up a keg of Guinness and cookout fixins while I do the lawn this afternoon?

I thought I was makin you a rootbeer float this weekend!

Your title is crackin me up, btw.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm counting on it, pcg, but the weekend doesn't start for almost 36 hours yet... and with proper incentive I'll get the yardwork done BEFORE we're ready to float away on vanilla vodka

 

[Summery]

WH, I notice we share the same birthday. Very cool.
This has also reminded me I need to go renew my license, thanks!

 

[Dillinger]

Getting shot in the mug? Was that painful?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

So, would you let this man drive your car?

I did and it was a big mistake! I never saw my car again!

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm counting on it, pcg, but the weekend doesn't start for almost 36 hours yet... and with proper incentive I'll get the yardwork done BEFORE we're ready to float away on vanilla vodka

And here I was operating on SST (Slacker Standard Time) my weekend officially starts tomorrow.

I'll stock up in the vodka... you bring the entertainment.

 

[Weird Harold]

WH, I notice we share the same birthday. Very cool.

Well, If you discount the 20 year difference we do. I was at Da Nang, RVN dodging rockets and snipers when you were born.

So, what are you going to do for your birthday? I cna't afford to go to Disneyland this year, so I'll probably spend mine at Lit.

(You did know that Disneyland opened on our birthday in 1955, didn't you?)

 

[Weird Harold]

Getting shot in the mug? Was that painful?

Since the clerk made me remove my photo-grey (tm) glasses, the flash did kinda make my eyes hurt. But that only lasted for a second or two.

 

[Summery]

Well, If you discount the 20 year difference we do. I was at Da Nang, RVN dodging rockets and snipers when you were born.

So, what are you going to do for your birthday? I cna't afford to go to Disneyland this year, so I'll probably spend mine at Lit.

(You did know that Disneyland opened on our birthday in 1955, didn't you?)

Ah, what's 20 years anyway?
Disneyland is overrated. I grew up 20 minutes from there most of my life.

I am thinking of meeting up with my sister and another girlfriend of mine in Vegas, the weekend after my birthday. Not holding my breath though, as airfare is rather outrageous for me.

I will be on Lit the day of my birthday....hoping for lots of virtual spankings.... We can celebrate together!

 

[Weird Harold]

I am thinking of meeting up with my sister and another girlfriend of mine in Vegas, the weekend after my birthday.
...
We can celebrate together!

If you do come to Vegas, I'll buy you a belated Birthday Buffet. -- PM me when you know for sure and I'll give you my phone number.

 

[LukkyKnight]

And here I was operating on SST (Slacker Standard Time) my weekend officially starts tomorrow.

I'll stock up in the vodka... you bring the entertainment.

we are the entertainment