alexandraaah
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I don't know why, either.
I swear, it's completely random and incidental.
Seriously.
I swear, it's completely random and incidental.
Seriously.
I'm Following KillerMuffin!
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Todd-'o'-Vision
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I am following Draaah's sexy lips and thinking naughty thoughts about them
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miles
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You have a PM, drahh.
alexandraaah
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miles said:
I noticed.
*blinkblink*
KillerMuffin
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Why does no one ever announce when they are sending me a PM?
Other than the fact that I've viciously ridiculed people who indulge in such idiocy a few times in the past.
Draaah, it's very simple. You're just checking to see if I'm posting any more pictures of naked armadillos. They're sexy.
Other than the fact that I've viciously ridiculed people who indulge in such idiocy a few times in the past.
Draaah, it's very simple. You're just checking to see if I'm posting any more pictures of naked armadillos. They're sexy.
alexandraaah
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It's armadillos.
It's always been armadillos.
That and you give great phone.
However, I cannot afford you.
It's always been armadillos.
That and you give great phone.
However, I cannot afford you.
KillerMuffin
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It's the weekend, baby, reduced rates. I hope. Oooh, I feel guilty. But don't worry, my neighbors didn't call the cops from all the screaming, begging, and moaning. They're octogenarians and habitually leave out the hearing aids.
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I want to see armored dildos
KillerMuffin
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You should be jealous of me. She's got a smoky voice that curls around your nipples and tweaks them.
alexandraaah
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KillerMuffin said:
*big grin*
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ShamelessFlirt
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This gossip about voices belongs on Muffins gossip thread.
I'm telling the moderator.
I'm telling the moderator.
KillerMuffin
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I thought you were sensitive. You're just horny. I kinda like that in a guy.
I don't have armored dildos. I have armadillos.
LovetoGiveRoses
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Muffin, tell be about the significance of your AV. I like the old "tight ass" AV too. You have quite a following. Is it your sexy little ass as well as your sexy voice?
KillerMuffin
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The tight ass with the gun is some Italian broad in a tanfoglio ad. It said distribute freely, so I did.
This av is an actual real snapshot of the real Muffie. I thought people were big on "real person avs." So I pulled up my cajones, arranged 'em in my sock drawer, and put up a real picture of me.
Okay, so it's an EEG and that's one of my seizures, but still, it's all me and even my brainwaves are gorgeous.
This av is an actual real snapshot of the real Muffie. I thought people were big on "real person avs." So I pulled up my cajones, arranged 'em in my sock drawer, and put up a real picture of me.
Okay, so it's an EEG and that's one of my seizures, but still, it's all me and even my brainwaves are gorgeous.
LovetoGiveRoses
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My AV really isn't me either. I don't have a hat like that and I don't have a swing in my back yard for ladies to lounge on. The biggest tree in my back yard is only 15 feet tall (relatively new house), but they're growing quickly and in another few years I'll have a swing on the oak tree.
I like those tanfoglio's. If you come swing on my tree, you don't have to wear a Victorian dress, a tanfoglio will be enough.
I like those tanfoglio's. If you come swing on my tree, you don't have to wear a Victorian dress, a tanfoglio will be enough.
KillerMuffin
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Can I wear a holster at least? I don't think I could carry it around all the time. It's pretty heavy.
LovetoGiveRoses
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KillerMuffin said:
You can leave the gun at home, my cat keeps the rabbits away and there's nothing else around here worth pointing the gun at. Many of the neighbors are CIA/FBI so there's lots of firepower around anyway.
What can I serve you for a drink while you swing?
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ShamelessFlirt
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KillerMuffin said:The tight ass with the gun is some Italian broad in a tanfoglio ad. It said distribute freely, so I did.
This av is an actual real snapshot of the real Muffie. I thought people were big on "real person avs." So I pulled up my cajones, arranged 'em in my sock drawer, and put up a real picture of me.
Okay, so it's an EEG and that's one of my seizures, but still, it's all me and even my brainwaves are gorgeous.
I thought it was the results of your favorite lie detector test ...lol
