I'm feelin' saucy!

[red_rose]

God, I'm a cheap date.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Brother Juniper's barbeque sauce is the tastiest ever.

 

[Ezarc]

God, I'm a cheap date.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[pipercatt]

God, I'm a cheap date.

And here I was picturing you as a lemon pepper marinade.

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

And here I was picturing you as a lemon pepper marinade.

Thank you.

I needed that.

 

[Shaq]

So many sauce flavors...so much confusion...

 

[Sillyman]

Your not a cheap date, you are a moderately priced plum really.

 

[red_rose]

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

God, I'm a cheap date.

Two Corona's: Value $4.00

One Pannini Sandwich: Value $3.50

Stolen beer glasses, hanging baskets from your neighbors yard, strategically placed in the neighbors yard you dislike, pencils stuck up nose while singing, I am a walrus, passed out in less than two hours: Value Priceless

I'm the cheapest date I know. Now I just need to figure out how to be easy instead of goofy.

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

One Pannini Sandwich: Value $3.50

I *knew* I was missing something!

 

[gothedistance]

Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

...Now I just need to figure out how to be easy instead of goofy.

Oh that's easy

 

[penguindance]

Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Re: Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

Oh that's easy

Oh please, do tell then *most curious*

 

[Rambrat]

God, I'm a cheap date.

In any case...let me hold them up for you while you look over the menu...your hands must be getting tired...

 

[gothedistance]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

Oh please, do tell then *most curious*

It was the whole play on words thing...

It's "easy"...to...be... "easy"...

You know?...

Right...

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

It was the whole play on words thing...

It's "easy"...to...be... "easy"...

You know?...

Right...

A ten minute drive turns into a 3.25 hour wait in blasted traffic ... I'm about as easy as they cum ... errr come.

Am I playing on words? *smirk*

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

In any case...let me hold them up for you while you look over the menu...your hands must be getting tired...

Thanks, brat... my arms were getting a bit sore...

*looks over menu*

 

[Guest]

If you put some of those leftover tomatos from your pizza on your nipples (like pastie's), you get the benefit of skin-absorbed vitamin C,

plus,

I can nibble them off as an appetizer.

 

[red_rose]

I'll be your bruschetta, baby.

 

[Ukin]

The times I haveasked...

I Rose's hands ever get tired oh holding her wonderful breasts up...the times I have offered assitance.....she is one strong lady

 

[Guest]

Ukin, I think it's her breasts that keep her hands up!

 

[Rambrat]

Re: Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

Thanks, brat... my arms were getting a bit sore...

*looks over menu*

I like to be helpful...

 

[red_rose]

Ukin, I think it's her breasts that keep her hands up!

Thanks for lending a "hand", Rambrat.

 

[gothedistance]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

A ten minute drive turns into a 3.25 hour wait in blasted traffic ... I'm about as easy as they cum ... errr come.

Am I playing on words? *smirk*

But honey! I WAS listening.

So how did your commute go?

 

[HeidiManshankVA]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm feelin' saucy!

But honey! I WAS listening.

So how did your commute go?

[color=dark-blue] It was lovely, thank you for asking ... poophead![/color]