i'm emotionally constipated

[blunt_trauma]

i'm hormonally fucked up, i need to cry, i need some release, but i'm just not sad enough to get there. i'm a sore, tense ball of frustration. goddamnit i could scream!

...also, this guy's voice makes things happen in my knickers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=QzYE6P5NxSw&NR=1

 

[Byron In Exile]

oh god.

that was terrible.

 

[CHNOPS]

Emotionally constipated = "feel like shit"

 

[Byron In Exile]

there's definitely something wrong with you.

do you know anyone who's into witchcraft?

 

[blunt_trauma]

oh god.

that was terrible.

i didn't say it was good.
but his voice oozes testosterone.
he could sing twinkle twinkle fucking star and my ovaries would faint.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Emotionally constipated = "feel like shit"

blocked up. bunged up.
the shit that should be coming out is trapped inside.

i need a damn good cry. and possibly a doctor.

 

[CHNOPS]

I don't understand how the show works. It's good if they turn around, or bad?

 

[Byron In Exile]

i didn't say it was good.
but his voice oozes testosterone.
he could sing twinkle twinkle fucking star and my ovaries would faint.

It's oozing something, but it's pretty damn far from testosterone.

 

[hobbit.]

or burning at the stake.

 

[Dribble]

You need a good emotional scream...but instead the tears will have to suffice because my hand over your mouth is too tight and won't let much more than a murmur out. That is known as an emotional laxative for being emotionally constipated.

 

[Byron In Exile]

blocked up. bunged up.
the shit that should be coming out is trapped inside.

i need a damn good cry. and possibly a doctor.

You can do an enema yourself, you know.

 

[preternatural]

digitized picture of singing pinochio

i'm hormonally fucked up, i need to cry, i need some release, but i'm just not sad enough to get there. i'm a sore, tense ball of frustration. goddamnit i could scream!

...also, this guy's voice makes things happen in my knickers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=QzYE6P5NxSw&NR=1

DAMN! My realplayer must have gotten corrupted. Guys singing is.... Meh. Okay.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

.....No, you're not you just haven't been the center of attention for............oh, at least an hour.

 

[Sean]

Perhaps you should find a friend, assuming you have any left, to take a few sly little digs at?

 

[hobbit.]

You need a good emotional scream....

Or eviscerating .

 

[blunt_trauma]

I don't understand how the show works. It's good if they turn around, or bad?

no idea

It's oozing something, but it's pretty damn far from testosterone.

if i could grind my cunt against a sound,
i would grind up on his voice.
it reminds me of someone else...
you wouldn't get it. you like show tunes.

You need a good emotional scream...but instead the tears will have to suffice because my hand over your mouth is too tight and won't let much more than a murmur out. That is known as an emotional laxative for being emotionally constipated.

well that was creepy!

 

[hobbit.]

Perhaps you should find a friend, assuming you have any left, to take a few sly little digs at?

liquid paraffin enema, by gas light....

 

[blunt_trauma]

.....No, you're not you just haven't been the center of attention for............oh, at least an hour.

if i wanted attention i'd post pics of my bumhole with a flower up it.

...which i might do later. if i can find a flower.

 

[CHNOPS]

You people are missing the important part here.

How does that show work? It's GOOD if the judges turn around, or bad?

 

[hobbit.]

if i wanted attention i'd post pics of my bumhole with a flower up it.

...which i might do later. if i can find a flower.

Dont take it out of the vase first.

 

[Farrah]

You people are missing the important part here.

How does that show work? It's GOOD if the judges turn around, or bad?

Good. It means they want the contestant on their team.

 

[CHNOPS]

Good. It means they want the contestant on their team.

OK. The other important point is this: when did Tom Jones turn into an old black man?

 

[blunt_trauma]

You people are missing the important part here.

How does that show work? It's GOOD if the judges turn around, or bad?

those shows confuse me.
i get fed the odd clip by the evil teen, who would give me the ''old people are so stupid'' look if i asked her the rules.

 

[IndieSnob]

What confuses me is that people actually watch those shows, let alone enjoy them.

 

[Farrah]

OK. The other important point is this: when did Tom Jones turn into an old black man?

2004.