I'm dying to see your cock on Skype ;-)

[ElijaRDC]

Hey guys, I would LOVE to see your cock via Skype!

Any takers?

All you gotta do is get on cam and show me yourself getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.

Just shoot me a PM for my Skype name

 

[JudasIscariot]

Pm sent

 

[Porkwarrior]

Lol somebody is REALLY bored tonight

 

[YAK411976]

I'll arrange the funeral. What will go on her headstone?

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Hey guys, I would LOVE to see your cock via Skype!

Any takers?

All you gotta do is get on cam and show me yourself getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.

Just shoot me a PM for my Skype name

And it started out so well. I thought finally! Someone understands. A soul mate. I could exhibit my Rhode Island Red and there would be bliss

Then that soul crushing third line. Here I thought the OP was talking chickens.

The internet has become a sadder place this morning.

 

[GyratingGiraffe]

Funniest thread title ever. Bravo.

In other, unrelated news, I'm a huge fan of poultry so if anybody's got a proud, upright cock that gets them up in the morning and results in seed all over the garden, by all means post a picture.

 

[ElijaRDC]

The internet has become a sadder place this morning.

My work here is finished.

Now any satirical posts will be purely for my entertainment

 

[Porkwarrior]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3e733d4e850641bbb3f19980ed836465/tumblr_mhedzk9Hg81s14aeuo1_500.jpg

 

[ginsbergian]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3e733d4e850641bbb3f19980ed836465/tumblr_mhedzk9Hg81s14aeuo1_500.jpg

OMG.

Coffee. Was just. Spit.

 

[ElijaRDC]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/3e733d4e850641bbb3f19980ed836465/tumblr_mhedzk9Hg81s14aeuo1_500.jpg

That pretty awesome.

 

[SassySheDevil]

why do I feel like you will get a pm with a willing person???

 

[mike_confident]

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/5/58/fark_58u_NywyIFhJtnlfI09qy9ekmtE.gif?t=Mgn_4zSbesJ2AVKt77X_TA&f=1413777600

 

[missgreekgeek]

Any contenders Miss Elijah?
Seriously? Who could turn down this wonderful once-in-a-lifetime offer?

I mean the girl's practically begging guys.

Show her whatchu got

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Finally ! Somebody with the same fetish as me? I LOVE YOU

 

[Nastassia4Hire]

How many people are poking out their minds eye right about now? Funny!

 

[northerner31]

Dang it! I clicked, now I feel so used and manipulated.

p.s. spring style mousetraps are inhumane, so this thread is morally disappointing as well.

 

[lovetporoleplay]

Ouch.

Damnit. I just did it before realizing I didn't have skype. No I have a mouse laughing and telling all his friends. Great fucking thread. Ouch. Hopefully I'll get to finally put up my av.

 

[smtst5]

How many people are poking out their minds eye right about now? Funny!

More like cringing at the thought

 

[basic_desires]

No thanks.

Everyone knows a penis needs blood flow to grow. A mouse trap is simply counter productive here. Don't you know anything....

Hey guys, I would LOVE to see your cock via Skype!

Any takers?

All you gotta do is get on cam and show me yourself getting your penis caught in a mouse trap.

Just shoot me a PM for my Skype name

 

[Erochic]

Just a wonderful thread

Oh the wonderful set up... And then the crushing let down.

 

[Eclectic2012]

I've used up all of my mouse traps; would fly paper be sufficient?

 

[cliteatingman]

I designed a better mousetrap

It catches a mouse between a pair of tits. If I can have a volunteer, i'll show you my cock in the "mousetrap"

 

[Erochic]

It catches a mouse between a pair of tits. If I can have a volunteer, i'll show you my cock in the "mousetrap"

Something like this?
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=r...ogspot.com%2F2010_07_01_archive.html;1024;724