I'm drunk

[TheEarl]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Is Gauche with you?

Pear

 

[BlackShanglan]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

Selfish bastard. Where's mine?

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Or possibly,

"I bet you a fiver you won't strip down and put on women's underwear. And submit photos."

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

I'm not!

I do have a lollipop and rainbow crystals though!

 

[rgraham666]

Lucky bastard!

Wish to fuck I was.

And could stay that way until Christmas is over.

 

[Guest]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

Bugger all, but I loved Perdita's reply!

 

[impressive]

Or possibly,

"I bet you a fiver you won't strip down and put on women's underwear. And submit photos."

Shanglan

I'll add a 10 spot to that.

 

[Guest]

Is Gauche there yet? Or is Wednesday past?

Pear

 

[carsonshepherd]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

I say:

Me too!

 

[wildsweetone]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

Enjoy it, love!

Actually, a glass of wine sounds quite nice right now, though it's only two in the afternoon.

 

[nikkijames]

I really have nothing to say about it.

 

[Lisa Denton]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

Hey everybody!!! I'll knock the drunk down and somebody grab his wallet, we'll meet at the starbucks for hot chocolates and laugh about him pissin his pants.

P.S. Don't try to hit me Earl, you'll only fall down and hurt yourself. He, he.

 

[cantdog]

Don't you love him when he's helpless?

 

[Bridget69]

I say enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't you love him when he's helpless?

Helpless is my favorite type of man...

(well, besides easy. And helplessly horny is good too.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

Helpless is my favorite type of man...

(well, besides easy. And helplessly horny is good too.)

Amen, brother.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Amen, brother.

(By the way, I'm only lightly buzzed. Beer count later?)

 

[BlackShanglan]

(By the way, I'm only lightly buzzed. Beer count later?)

Never gonna be high enough for the womens'-underwear-pictures, I know that. So who's counting?

Shanglan

 

[logophile]

What do you have to say to that?

The Earl

I tried to drink today. I made sure that it was after noon and then I opened a bottle of something sweet and lovely. But this damn cold made it taste like cough medicine and about two sips into it I was too tired to finish it. *Sigh* I guess I'm not a very good drunk yet...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: I'm drunk

I tried to drink today. I made sure that it was after noon and then I opened a bottle of something sweet and lovely. But this damn cold made it taste like cough medicine and about two sips into it I was too tired to finish it. *Sigh* I guess I'm not a very good drunk yet...

I'll help you practice. Here's a good rule to begin with.

"Beer and wine, always fine. Beer and liquor, never sicker."

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: I'm drunk

I'll help you practice. Here's a good rule to begin with.

"Beer and wine, always fine. Beer and liquor, never sicker."

Hrm, I always heard it as "Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear." Of course, the crowd I ran with didn't drink wine unless you count Boones.


And Earl, you've managed to get NIN circling my head with your thread title. So all I have to say is, "...but right now I'm so in love with you."

 

[logophile]

Re: Re: Re: I'm drunk

I'll help you practice. Here's a good rule to begin with.

"Beer and wine, always fine. Beer and liquor, never sicker."

Thanks Carson, what would I do without you?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hurrah. The gosling

I've heard all of the little rhymes, and the theories about sugar, about protein, about motion, about food, about lack of food, about exercise, etc.

The only that reall works is ... ugh. Moderation. And who wants to bother with that?

Shanglan