I'm drubnk

[TheEarl]

So what?

The Earl

 

[CharleyH]

good for you! I wish I were drubnk all the time, Can I take advantage of your penis now?

 

[Guest]

& (you know why)

Pear

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm working on it. Cheers, earl.

 

[TheEarl]

&? I must be popular!

The Earl

 

[CharleyH]

& I dont get it but & nonetheless?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm on a lot of medication, which is no substitute for being drunk. Be sure to let us know if you let Charley take advantage of your penis, I don't want to miss that.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm on a lot of medication, which is no substitute for being drunk. Be sure to let us know if you let Charley take advantage of your penis, I don't want to miss that.

I've got plenty of both! Yaaaay!

(oh, and penis too.)

 

[fairysong]

I'm on a lot of medication, which is no substitute for being drunk. Be sure to let us know if you let Charley take advantage of your penis, I don't want to miss that.

I'd like to get a front seat, won't miss that for the world

 

[CharleyH]

I'd like to get a front seat, won't miss that for the world

I think I missed it.

 

[Elsie Grey]

I agree with Perdita! Hows the revision?

Elsie

xxx

 

[moonlight elf]

I think I missed it.

I missed it too

 

[TheEarl]

Don't worry, it'll happen again. Although hopefully next time I won't start this stupid a thread.

The Earl

 

[NoJo]

Im drunk. cant think wot else to say. I think Ill read some porn.

 

[NoJo]

My internet is shit. Like my wife. Sorry. Life. My wife is lovely. She's wathcing american idol. i've come home pissed and i've been banished to the bedroom.

 

[Guest]

Are we going to keep bumping this thread to keep it near the top and embarress Earl?

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

I don't have a life... sorry, wife. Why else do you think I'm here? Of course, the pr0n!

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

The main reason I don't have a wife by the way is cos same sex marriage isn't legal here. Well that and I'm straight. Just wanted to halt any confusion, if there was any in the first place. Bear with me, I want an avatar.

 

[NoJo]

Porn free, as free as the wind blows
As free as my ass grass blows
Porn free to follow your fart


Just made that up.

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

*PARP*

 

[NoJo]

The main reason I don't have a wife by the way is cos same sex marriage isn't legal here. Well that and I'm straight. Just wanted to halt any confusion, if there was any in the first place. Bear with me, I want an avatar.

So. Your an English Woman, I deduce. Good enough for me. lets fuck.

(btw, aplogoies I'm arseholed -- if you really are english you'll know what that means)

 

[carsonshepherd]

Porn free, as free as the wind blows
As free as my ass grass blows
Porn free to follow your fart


Just made that up.

That's sheer poetry. It's your magical words that give you so much success with the ladies, right Joe?

 

[Hot Sweet Tea]

Yes Sub Joe, you are shit-faced, pissed, three sheets to the wind. Prove my Englishnessness for you? Now to prove I'm a woman... Ok, fucking seems like a good enough way.

 

[NoJo]

I've lost my wittiness in the bottom of a bottle of absinthe, so be patient, Carson. Your tongue can probly run rings around me tonight.

Hey. Carson. Sounds like arson. Which is like 'arse'.

 

[NoJo]

Yes Sub Joe, you are shit-faced, pissed, three sheets to the wind. Prove my Englishnessness for you? Now to prove I'm a woman... Ok, fucking seems like a good enough way.

Nope. Sorry. I only fuck virgins. Yor experie4nced. (look at the title above the nimber of posts. At 100 I'll be able to see a pic of you. If you want.