I'm depressed, cheer me up

[penguindance]

 

[Shaq]

One of my philosophy club heads did some kick ass magic for us. The VCU shuffle (this ill money switching trick, he used a 20 and got 30 and 5 and got 15), and this thing where he lets you touch a card and he shows you the one you touch.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Ezarc]

*Runs up, hugs PLS, smiles, winks, and gives her another hug*
You are now the victim of a hug attack.

 

[Purrde Flower]

*hug* I don't do the hit man thing anymore but I do have contacts!

 

[Ezarc]

Hug attacks are good. Offers to hire hit men are also greatly appreciated.

What are you offering? I know people.

 

[christcat69]

Here's a trick for you;
watch as my vibrator magically appears and disappears as I think about a pretty lil stranger.

 

[Guest]

i have

been the same way for a few days now, maybe we can cheer each other up, pm me if you want!!

 

[The Heretic]

Go over to the sexual bloopers thread - I had a good laugh. Or go and reread the thread where some kids find their parent's sex toys.

 

[Rambrat]

I'm just going to have to hug you doll...

I know, you should git yourself a squirrel!

 

[Shaq]

Hug attacks are good. Offers to hire hit men are also greatly appreciated.

*puts bullet proof vest on grocery list*

 

[penguindance]

 

[penguindance]

 

[penguindance]

 

[Ezarc]

*Giggle* I don't have much to offer, lol.

I am really broke right now. Whacha got?

 

[MaggieH]

*hugs*

 

[The Heretic]

My son thinks my vibes are for cleaning....

They're not??

 

[penguindance]

 

[Ezarc]

Eeek. You don't want to see my bank balance.

$2.34 and about $15 or so in my wallet.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Ham Murabi]

I'm not much for hugs, but I'd like to give your ass a squeeze.