I'm bored

Re: Bobbit Hillbillies

foxinsox said:
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John.A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone-It seems one night after getting with the wifeShe Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife.PENIS, That Is.Clean Cut.Missed His Nuts.Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his sideAnd Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a rideShe soon got tired of her purple-headed friendAnd tossed him out the window as she came around a bend
CURVE, That isTossed the Nub.In the Shrub.She went to the cops and confessed to the attackAnd they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie backThey sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!"To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.FOUND, That IsBy a Fence.Evidence.Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too longSo a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong."A needle and a thread is all we're gonna needAnd the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peedWHIZZED,
That IsEven Seam, Straight StreamWell he healed and he hardened and he took his case to courtWith a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up shortThey cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rapeAnd his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tapeVIDEO, That IsUnexposed.Case Closed.
Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now, Ya Hear.
:D

That's hilarious fox.:cool:
 
Lol- I thought you already had the utmost respect for me? Is it possible to have even more? :D
 
lilminx said:
Lol- I thought you already had the utmost respect for me? Is it possible to have even more? :D

Anything is possible......

You look great in the new AV, BTW... :kiss:

That's why I'm on the "road to Hell"
 
Lol- thanks. Yet another av that is going to make people send me PMs and ask if it's me.
 
I know that's Dilly in his right now, And I am an electrical storm, so.......

Nah, I know you're hotter than that :kiss:
 
lilminx said:

That Onion article is hilarious, Alex. I love how they bought the button machine 14 years ago for a whopping 79 bucks- biiiiig investment!

I could use that machine. One of my RANCID buttons that I got while on a trip came off of my backpack, I've been looking for it everywhere, even snuck into the chemistry building to try to find it.
 
Re: Joke for ya...

ExLimey said:
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared

Fake, fake, fake.

Bill Gates wouldn't diss his own system like that. And I don't think COMDEX is an expo these days.
 
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