I'm bored...

[Basia]

I need entertainment. Where are those damned jugglers...?

 

[alltherage]

I think they had a problem with the chainsaw portion of the show last night. They may be a little late.

A termite with bad teeth is walking up and down a bar restlessly, pausing from time to time only to move again. Finally in frustration he shouts. Where's the bar tender.

Still bored?

Shall i strip, and run naked through the woods in seach of the fickle finger of fate. hmmmmmm?

 

[kotori]

finger of fate

Shall i strip, and run naked through the woods in seach of the fickle finger of fate. hmmmmmm?

Man, I haven't heard that since Goldie Hawn was a go-go dancer.

 

[Basia]

Still bored?

Shall i strip, and run naked through the woods in seach of the fickle finger of fate. hmmmmmm?

Are you offering?

 

[alltherage]

Well I do hate to see you bored.

 

[Basia]

 

[alltherage]

Ok Ok I will do it but I have a condition. If i should happen to get a splinter in my foot and or scraps on my poor body will you tend my wounds. Before you answer consider the fact that I am a whimp and I will probably cry pitifully if the pain is too great.

 

[Basia]

Hmmmmmm...... okay

 

[alltherage]

You do know its cold here. Hint Hint. If you cared you would save me from the frost.

 

[Basia]

I'm a New Englander too, hun. I know EXACTLY how cold it is






you don't have to do it if you don't want to....

 

[alltherage]

ok. A deal is a deal. I am off to scare the squirrels and attract the carrion birds. Sheeshhhhhh the things ya gotta do to entertain these days.

 

[Basia]

 

[patient1]

Have you tried those physical fitness pantyhose?


You, know....The kind that always run?