I'm bored...

dontfallforme

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haven't been around in awhile...

just feel in the mood to chit chat...

yes. that's it. exactly what I said...

chit chat

that's not code for show me your penis.
 
Hey, im up for a chat, if youve got kik, message me at: magicman888

Otherwise happy to PM :)
 
haven't been around in awhile...

just feel in the mood to chit chat...

yes. that's it. exactly what I said...

chit chat

that's not code for show me your penis.


Another word for penis is... Chit chat
 
haven't been around in awhile...

just feel in the mood to chit chat...

yes. that's it. exactly what I said...

chit chat

that's not code for show me your penis.

LOL You know that the horny men will read that last line and swear that it says "Show me your penis" ;)
 
What exactly is the code for "show me your penis"? I'd hate to think I've been missing show opportunities to show off my penis because I can't decipher the secret language.
 
What exactly is the code for "show me your penis"? I'd hate to think I've been missing show opportunities to show off my penis because I can't decipher the secret language.

Trust me. If we want it, we will take it (or ask) :D
We know what to do with it from there ;)
 
I always laugh at the guys that post an "I'm bored" thread...why would I wanna talk to someone bored and/or boring?

Now a "Me and my girlfriends are having a spank and tickle fight"?? well, I'm on board with that!
 
I always laugh at the guys that post an "I'm bored" thread...why would I wanna talk to someone bored and/or boring?

Now a "Me and my girlfriends are having a spank and tickle fight"?? well, I'm on board with that!

lol maybe you will find when I'm no longer bored I'm doing just that
 
I love your wit and humor... caustic, but funny in your own way...

I think.. after all my years... I know the difference between Chit-chat and "show me your dick"...!!! I don't think I even have a dick-pic on my laptop.... I prefer to get to know someone, , then make a friend... then... well, whatever... Friends are so much more fun....

Jim
 
I love your wit and humor... caustic, but funny in your own way...

I think.. after all my years... I know the difference between Chit-chat and "show me your dick"...!!! I don't think I even have a dick-pic on my laptop.... I prefer to get to know someone, , then make a friend... then... well, whatever... Friends are so much more fun....

Jim
Thanks Jim... I like to think there's more to me then a set of big boobs.
 
I'll bite. What do you want to talk about in my closet

lol do we have to talk in your closet... I mean I stay in the closet all the time.. I was just hoping to step outside the box a bit.

also props on the first post in over 2 years of creeper status...or uhh lots of reading and am pic stalking. we all have to start somewhere.
 
lol do we have to talk in your closet... I mean I stay in the closet all the time.. I was just hoping to step outside the box a bit.

also props on the first post in over 2 years of creeper status...or uhh lots of reading and am pic stalking. we all have to start somewhere.

Props to you on pointing out the first post in 2 years lol
 
Once when i was in the grocery store, the girl said, "paper or plastic?" i was sure it was code for "show me your penis"
Even the arresting officer said it was an honest mistake.
 
Once when i was in the grocery store, the girl said, "paper or plastic?" i was sure it was code for "show me your penis"
Even the arresting officer said it was an honest mistake.

I can see the confusion. that penis just has a mind of its own.
 
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