I'm bored, somebody fight with me or something

[Rhys]

Or write me sex scenes. I'll perk right up.

 

[4degrees]

hey your link is misspelled.

 

[Guest]

Or write me sex scenes. I'll perk right up.

Where's carson?

I think I'd pay good money to be a fly on the wall.

 

[Rhys]

hey your link is misspelled.

Damn. I'm blind.

 

[Rhys]

okay...

I've seen Ilyich and Iliych ...which is it? I opted for Iliych (hopefully) consistantly in the story.

Bloody hell.

 

[Guest]

Pozdravlyayu!

Privyet! Hey, if you're still bored and Monsieur Tricot's gone home, I just read your 'Pyotr' story and left you a comment. Ochen' harrasho!

(And all this time I thought you were just a blouse. )

Dos Vedanya,

Perdita

 

[Guest]

I've seen Ilyich and Iliych ...which is it? I opted for Iliych (hopefully) consistantly in the story.

Ilyich. If you look at the Cyrillic spelling there's no extra consonant to pronounce. The L has a 'soft sign' after it, but that does not indicate an extra syllable (a common translation error).

I only know the basics of Russian and I know Tchaikovsky is all.

Perdita

p.s. FYI, in case it comes in handy sometime: Otyebis is Fuck Off (sing.); Otyebites is the plural (or polite form oxymoronically ).

 

[shereads]

I'm slapping you. Stings, doesn't it?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm slapping you. Stings, doesn't it?

Damn, and I missed it.

 

[NoJo]

Or write me sex scenes. I'll perk right up.

Okay, put up your dukes. I have no idea what that means, but I think it's something to do with boys and playgrounds.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd do you too, Joe, big puffy hair and all.

 

[NoJo]

I'd do you too, Joe, big puffy hair and all.

I'd do you too, but I just noticed you wear your chain on the left.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd do you too, but I just noticed you wear your chain on the left.

You must not have seen my other av, or you'd know I always dress to the left.

 

[Guest]

You must not have seen my other av, or you'd know I always dress to the left.

Wait. You mean - you mean - you're liberal??????

 

[carsonshepherd]

Wait. You mean - you mean - you're liberal??????

*snicker*

Run, liberal! Run!

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

Run, liberal! Run!

To my house. We're having a kick-ass New Year's Celebration and you're all invited!

 

[joeys-game]

Or write me sex scenes. I'll perk right up.

Now im bored...

Rhys....otyebis!

 

[Bishonen]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

 

[yui]

You must not have seen my other av, or you'd know I always dress to the left.

Left is right. Or at least it was in 1995.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I thought you said you were a virgin?

 

[Bon Bon]

I thought you said you were a virgin?

you believe every thing anyone says?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

you believe every thing anyone says?

I do, especially if I read it on the internet.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I do, especially if I read it on the internet.

Especially when someone says "I've never done this before."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Especially when someone says "I've never done this before."

*snort* Remember: "Uniforms turn me on" really means "I've been incarcerated."

 

[carsonshepherd]

*snort* Remember: "Uniforms turn me on" really means "I've been incarcerated."

"I have a secure living arrangement" means "I am incarcerated.: