I'm bored, here's a joke.

[RastaPope]

What if President Clinton were gay?









































All the cigars in the White House would taste like shit!

Ba-dump-bump, ching!

 

[littlekateyes]

Funny

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

That was baaaad ( loved it ) But what about all the ties with residue on them?

 

[Oliver Twisted]

.

 

[alexandraaah]

I have a joke that's horribly UN politically correct.

Not racist or anything, just kinda gross and inappropriate.

 

[RastaPope]

I have a joke that's horribly UN politically correct.

Not racist or anything, just kinda gross and inappropriate.

Bring it. Who cares if it's un-pc or racist or whatever.

Jokes are jokes. Fuck whoever doesn't laugh.

Well, not literally. At least don't take pictures of it.

 

[alexandraaah]

Bring it. Who cares if it's un-pc or racist or whatever.

Jokes are jokes. Fuck whoever doesn't laugh.

Well, not literally. At least don't take pictures of it.

Okay, since you begged and all.

A man comes home from work one day to find his girlfriend packing her clothes in a hurry. He asks her what she's doing and she says, "I found out something awful about you and I'm leaving you!!"

He asks what she found out.

She says, "I found out that you're a pedophile!"

He says, "Pedophile??? Well that's a pretty big word for a nine year old."

Badumpump? Ching?

 

[Lasher]

Okay, since you begged and all.

A man comes home from work one day to find his girlfriend packing her clothes in a hurry. He asks her what she's doing and she says, "I found out something awful about you and I'm leaving you!!"

He asks what she found out.

She says, "I found out that you're a pedophile!"

He says, "Pedophile??? Well that's a pretty big word for a nine year old."

Badumpump? Ching?

*groan*

That one definitely deserves a rimjob... er, rimshot.

 

[Monazwx]

If I didn't remember Law & Order SVU from yesterday, that would have been hilarious to me.

 

[alexandraaah]

*groan*

That one definitely deserves a rimjob... er, rimshot.

Now you're just teasing.

You didn't like?

 

[Freya]

Two nuns, Sister Marie and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marie, "what should we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Marie switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall we do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marie turns on the washer. The tiny vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Marie

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marie. She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

 

[Lasher]

Now you're just teasing.

You didn't like?

I'm always teasing.

But that was the funniest thing I've read on the board tonight.
(for what that's worth, lol)

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm always teasing.

But that was the funniest thing I've read on the board tonight.
(for what that's worth, lol)

Ah crap, I better work on my jokes.

[insert winkie thingie]

Did ya laugh out loud?

Chortle?

Guffaw?

 

[Lasher]

Did ya laugh out loud?

Welllll.... I did have a brief hint of a smile...

I'll share one now.

Little Bobby goes off to his first day of school and while he's on the playground he hears one of the bigger kids say "shit". He goes home from school and asks his dad what it means and his dad, says, "Uhhhh... That's just another word for food, son."

Next day Bobby's at school again and he's out on the playground and he hears one of the bigger kids say "Bitch". He goes home and asks his dad what that means and his dad says, "Bitch is just another name for a priest."

Next day at school Bobby hears one of the bigger kids say "Fuck" and he goes home and asks his dad and his dad says "That's just another word for getting dressed."

So Friday night rolls around and his parents are having a little dinner party. They're still running around getting things ready when the doorbell rings. Bobby answers the door and it's Father McLaughlin and Bobby says "Hi, Bitch! Shit's on the table. Mom and Dad are upstairs fucking....."

 

[thebrokenheartedfool]

Freya that was really god aahh good. best all weekend

I once had a teacher who was a former nun ( long sad story left to take care of mother ) who I could see saying that.

Lasher that was a very close second.