I'm bored. Entertain me...

[Spinaroonie]

Please?

 

[Rubyfruit]

First, I would kneel in front of you and unwrap your arms from yourself and put them on me....

... then I would lift your face up and kiss you ...

... gently ...

... your cheeks, your closed eyes ...

... your lips ...


I would make you smile. It would be my mission.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Ok, you've made me turn beet red, then what?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I can only imagine how fun it'd be

 

[Rubyfruit]

sd,

What you will experience in life will not come close to what I have to offer, baby.

Love, heartbreak, love again. Growing emotionally while maintaining who you are within.

It takes time baby, and you have it.

Embrace it.

Promise me?

Ruby

 

[Spinaroonie]

sd,

What you will experience in life will not come close to what I have to offer, baby.

Love, heartbreak, love again. Growing emotionally while maintaining who you are within.

It takes time baby, and you have it.

Embrace it.

Promise me?

Ruby

Sure, absolutely.

I promise, I will live.

 

[Guest]

After Ruby has entertained you...

 

[Mellon Collie]

First, I would kneel in front of you and unwrap your arms from yourself and put them on me....

... then I would lift your face up and kiss you ...

... gently ...

... your cheeks, your closed eyes ...

... your lips ...


I would make you smile. It would be my mission.

Ok that definitely would beat my juggling act. Complete with dancing monkeys.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: After Ruby has entertained you...

how about some Microsft Haiku?


Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

lol... thanks. Oh, I love that sort of thing.

 

[xzchief]

Ok that definitely would beat my juggling act. Complete with dancing monkeys.

Sorry, Mellon. I like juggling, dancing monkeys and everything but Ruby has you beat. Do you juggle while topless?

 

[sch00lteacher]

First eat a whole bunch of beans. Canned beans are okay, but I prefer the dry kind, cooked up real good like.

Wait a few hours.

Go fill you bathtub up with nice warm water, and get in and relax for awhile.

Now...