im bored, entertain me!

crystalizedjoy

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I sit here, sore as hell. No, sex didnt incapacitate me, the desire to run and not be a fat-ass did. I ran a mile and a half. not alot, i know, but enough for me. at the mile and a half mark, a little voice in my head said, "stop running, you silly fuck, or you will die."

I said, "okey dokey," and promptly collapsed, gasping for air. yay!

so I sit here on lit, looking for pity and sympathy. or sex. or a few bucks. whichever. or nothing, that works too.

blah blah blah.
 
Man, I had that feeling today when I was having trouble getting my lawn-mower started. It's damn near brand new, but today it just wouldn't start. I must have pulled that damn starter rope 300 times before it started. By the time it started, I had to go take a nap. (kidding)

I really need to get back into running and cycling again.
 
crystalizedjoy said:
I sit here, sore as hell. No, sex didnt incapacitate me, the desire to run and not be a fat-ass did. I ran a mile and a half. not alot, i know, but enough for me. at the mile and a half mark, a little voice in my head said, "stop running, you silly fuck, or you will die."

I said, "okey dokey," and promptly collapsed, gasping for air. yay!

so I sit here on lit, looking for pity and sympathy. or sex. or a few bucks. whichever. or nothing, that works too.

blah blah blah.

don't you know your are supposed to walk to cool down? hehe, haven't run in ages, a mile and a half would probably kill me for real

hmmm, lets see, i'm supposed to be entertaining

*puts on my jesters hat and bounces around the board*
 
i know i'm supposed to walk to cool down, thankfully soccer taught me that long ago :) but I was so exhausted (sp?) my body said "fuck you, CJ" and stopped responding to my brain. hehehe
 
crystalizedjoy said:
i know i'm supposed to walk to cool down, thankfully soccer taught me that long ago :) but I was so exhausted (sp?) my body said "fuck you, CJ" and stopped responding to my brain. hehehe

heh, can i borrow that line?
 
I wish...

I know how you feel, I wish my computer or laptop were rigged to where it can only be powered by 'foot peddles' to operate:p

The only exercise I seem to get nowadays is eye movement, hand typing movement, thinking, and occasionally comforting myself after reading and looking at the erotic pictures on this board:p
 
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