I'm being assaulted with adorable children

[Sillyman]

Everywhere I go, I keep seeming to find myself looking at all the cute kids out there. Little bastards just melt my heart. It gets to the point where I see a cute kid go by with a beautiful mother, I'm looking at the kid more than the mother. They're just so goddamn cute. I'm weak from the power of their cuteness. Awwww.

 

[Guest]

this may get worse before it gets better...

 

[Sillyman]

this may get worse before it gets better...

Quite possibly.

 

[freakygirl]

I'm sorry.. but this post almost sounds like a pedophile wrote it.

 

[scylis]

your biological clock is ticking, man.

 

[StrawberryPez]

I worked at an icecream shop for a while and there was this lady that came in about twice a week with her son. He was adorable. She'd let him oder what he wanted, normally I hated that. But this kid was the cutest kid I ever saw!! He'd always say "Can I pwease get tome Paniwa Icecweam." *squeels* It was sooooo adorable!

He had to be 3 at the oldest.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm sorry.. but this post almost sounds like a pedophile wrote it.

Spooky, aren't I? I keep telling people how creepy I am in person, and they will not believe me.

Originally posted by The Man ScylisYour biological clock is ticking, man.

Tick, tick, tick...

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I keep getting assaulted by adorable children.


Fucking bastards.

 

[Angel]

I'm sorry.. but this post almost sounds like a pedophile wrote it.

I read it more like he was developing the need to breed.

 

[Sillyman]

Fucking bastards.

Aren't they? But even the ones that are straight from Hell seem cute.

 

[bad kitty]

Everywhere I go, I keep seeming to find myself looking at all the cute kids out there. Little bastards just melt my heart. It gets to the point where I see a cute kid go by with a beautiful mother, I'm looking at the kid more than the mother. They're just so goddamn cute. I'm weak from the power of their cuteness. Awwww.

Now see ladies... these are the words of a good man. Ya know sillyman, you can have my 2 for a few days.

 

[freakygirl]

I read it more like he was developing the need to breed.

When reading the whole thing.. Yes, that is how I read it. But when I first "skimmed" it.. I read it differently.

I think it's one of those statements that can be taken correctly or incorrectly.. depending on the way it's "heard".

Does that make any sense at all??


Sillyman, I didn't mean anything against you. Honestly. I know what you meant by your post.

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[Angel]

When reading the whole thing.. Yes, that is how I read it. But when I first "skimmed" it.. I read it differently.

I think it's one of those statements that can be taken correctly or incorrectly.. depending on the way it's "heard".

Does that make any sense at all??


Sillyman, I didn't mean anything against you. Honestly. I know what you meant by your post.

Yes it makes sense. When I read your post I had to go back and re-read his again to see what you meant.

 

[Sillyman]

Seriously Freaky, I did think something very similar myself when I was writing that. I'm not insulted at all.

 

[freakygirl]

Seriously Freaky, I did think something very similar myself when I was writing that. I'm not insulted at all.

*phew*

 

[peachykeen]

hey, try being a 33 yr old childless female. I see a pregnant woman and my first thought is "that lucky bitch." How fucked up is that?

 

[Olivianna]

Hey, try being a 26 yr. old child. When I see a woman walking by with her kid, my first thought is "Cool 'Bananas in Pajamas' t-shirt, kid, where'd you get it, hmmm?".

 

[onewingedangel]

Dont look into their eyes!! They have secret hypnotism powers, they will bite your neck!

 

[Saint Peter]

Rambling Rose is a sicko. Stay away from her people. You have been warned.

 

[Debbie]

hey, try being a 33 yr old childless female. I see a pregnant woman and my first thought is "that lucky bitch." How fucked up is that?

It isn't fucked up. It is understandable.

Im 33 with 14 yr old and a 9 yr old boys.
I wouldn't be without them.

 

[Sillyman]

Rambling Rose is a sicko. Stay away from her people. You have been warned.

Too late.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: I'm being assaulted with adorable children

Now see ladies... these are the words of a good man. Ya know sillyman, you can have my 2 for a few days.

After a few days, they stop getting cute. I learned this babysitting my friend's kids. They sucker you in with their cuteness, then become obnoxious little shit machines.

Cute obnoxious little shit machines, mind you, and I loved them to death, but I need to get more diaper experience before trying it again. And tackling two at one time was probably not a good idea.

TB4p

 

[Lady X]

I once found a site for blackmarket babies.


.....you can customise your own!

heehee