Im beginning to wonder

[jcgirl]

why at only 25 yrs old my big plans for a friday nite is this........sitting in front of my computer, paying bills, chatting, hoping that the guy next door doesnt have his stereo roaring come 3 am, and in between these things running back and forth to do my laundry. Exactly when did I get old and crotchety?

Anyone else got plans that are more boring? 'Cause now is the time I need to hear them

 

[Naked Hunny]

hmm laundry yup got to do that, computer always, bills nope did those yesterday, work at 7 am tomorrow so must go to bed around 10 yup my night sounds as good as yours!!

 

[Xander]

yes Jcgirl. Doing exactly the same, just in my office which I live in involentarily

 

[Silverlily]

Let's see, I'm fixing shells and cheese for the kids (heaven help me if I call it macaroni!), laundry, and my plans for tonight included catching up on email and SRP posts.

On top of all of that, I'm kind of worried about someone.

So, not only am I old and crotchety, I'm a worry-wart.

 

[jcgirl]

OMG, we've turned into our parents

 

[Naked Hunny]

let me guess Kitten Eyes you are worried about the drunken Cyan!! I hope hes ok too!! Men dont they realize people do care!!

 

[jcgirl]

Well, I got a good email today, so maybe we can laugh in all our crotchiness glory...

The Night Before Sexmas
>
> 'Twas the night before Sexmas, and God it was neat,
>
> The kids were both sleeping, and my wife was in heat.
>
> The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook,
>
> It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
>
> Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude,
>
> Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
>
> When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
>
> That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.
>
> Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
>
> Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
>
> The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
>
> Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
>
> When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
>
> But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
>
> With a fat little driver half out of his sled,
>
> A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
>
> Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite,
>
> And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
>
> Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
>
> Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off you nuts.
>
> Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
>
> Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
>
> They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
>
> Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
>
> And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
>
> As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
>
> I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
>
> When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
>
> His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
>
> He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
>
> "That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
>
> "The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile."
>
> He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
>
> Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
>
> I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
>
> The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
>
> Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
>
> But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
>
> The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
>
> The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
>
> A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
>
> And a six pack of panties, the edible kind.
>
> A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
>
> And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.
>
> A Cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
>
> A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.
>
> "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit.
>
> So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split"
>
> He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
>
> With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
>
> He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
>
> Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
>
> In time he was seated, took the reigns of his hitch,
>
> Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this nights been a BITCH!"
>
> The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
>
> "The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"
>
>

 

[CreamyLady]

Well, kids, welcome to my world.

 

[Juliangel]

Cooking shells and cheese for the kids here too. Bills were paid yesterday but I do have email to catch up on. I too have a friend I am worried about.

So my plans are to sit in front of my computer and wait for her or her husband to send me an update and post all night.

 

[R Nitelight]

jcgirl

The only difference between us is that I'm the guy with the loud stereo.

 

[Guru]

 

[jcgirl]

LOL

The only difference between us is that I'm the guy with the loud stereo.

um, well, I think there might be one other one....

 

[pistol pete]

Re: LOL

hey jcgirl...it's always your choice...
you wanna pick-up the phone and call a friend &
meet for dinner or cocktails...or head to a club
to catch a band...or the local waterhole where a joke
is still a joke...and they always know how to make you smile...it's out there...you just gotta put forth
the effort...my circle of friends keeps growing...
cause i say...hi..how are you...with a smile..
wanna play pool...good day or bad day...
i love your necklace...those are the coolest shoes...
i like the glitter around your eyes , very suttle...
it's all feel good stuff...you do the same thing here...
put it to practice out there...you may surprise
yourself...i do everyday...how did i get home...
where's my car...where am i...did i do any drunken
dialing last nite...damn i wish they had a breathalyzer
for my cell phone & computer !!! hang in there girl !!!

 

[pistol pete]

Re: Re: LOL

what a beautiful thing you are...
shinin' star-you are
wonderful candy store- you are

what a beautiful love you are
you are
wonderful candle you are-for the
dark

such inspiration you are,
and i'm the inspired destination
from afar
and right here in my heart
you are

 

[jcgirl]

um, thx pete, but im not saying i dont have any friends, just that i have crappy things to do on a friday nite

nice though

 

[pistol pete]

nice though

i know you have friends...i usually have crappy options
too...i go out alone all the time...
i love meeting stangers/travelers/oldtimers/youngones..
i'm sitting here with you tonite...gonna go chat...
then i'm out the door to the neighborhood tavern...
to tell sordid stories...

hey...while your doing laundry...i've got about
10 loads laying in my messy room...

 

[Guest]

I think I may have ya'll beat?

I started my "night" by soaking in the tub and reading a few chapters of Firefly. Now, I am sitting here, at 7:30CST, waiting for a friend to hopefully show up so I can get gas in my car so I can move it before the apt. complex tows it tomorrow AND wondering if my boyfriend will sign back online since I missed him earlier. How pathetic am I?

 

[pistol pete]

Re: I think I may have ya'll beat?

Shake your hair loose & come & dance with me !!!

my car is buried in a 4ft. snow drift...
wanna help me dig...me either...
just took a hot shower...& i'm gonna go get
some smoked BBQ ribs...have a few shots...
couple of beers...then i will proclaim myself fit
to conquor...the pool table that is...any takers...
or are we all givers here !!!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I think I may have ya'll beat?

...the pool table that is...any takers...
or are we all givers here !!!

I am one of those givers...and I suck at pool.

 

[ManOSafety]

Woohoo

My fun Friday night included a trip to McDonald's where my son got a lame Happy Meal prize from months ago, not a Dalmatian toy, then coming home, playing Toy Story 2 on the computer, putting him to bed and reading One Fish, Two Fish...and now hanging out, hoping to find some fun SRP to join and waiting for my wife to come back from her cropping tonight.

 

[jcgirl]

awww Tiggs Try some Shells and cheese. Kittens right, works everytime.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Im working all weekend. So I get to watch alot of people spend alot of money and bitch about it. Yeah me!

 

[pistol pete]

smile,smile,smile

Service with a smile....

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I do smile trust me but it get hard after you get called bitch so many times in one nite. People just shouldn't gamble.

 

[Skibum]

I get to spend my Friday night just like I have spent every night for the last three weeks - driving around making little lines in the snow.