I'm avoiding sluts

[Frizzle_Fry]

Because what guy would want to get used by some scandalous harlot for sex?

I'm a human being with feelings god damn it....

 

[Fala]

Because what guy would want to get used by some scandalous harlot for sex?

I'm a human being with feelings god damn it....

I wanna slam you to the mat and I'll bet you "squish".

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I wanna slam you to the mat and I'll bet you "squish".

sponges do have a tendency to be squishy...esp when wet.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Because what guy would want to get used by some scandalous harlot for sex?

I'm a human being with feelings god damn it....

First, pacing yourself stops the being used up and second, you need two sluts so that you can take breaks...



COME ON MAN!

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

First, pacing yourself stops the being used up and second, you need two sluts so that you can take breaks...



COME ON MAN!

OH N@ you DIDNT!

I am NOT! just some meat slab to be passed around k? She has to show a little appreciation for who I am as a person first......like sucking it up during the occasional star trek/stargate re-run, the way I deal with it when she is just dying to go see some shitty rom com I have ZERO interest in but go watch anyhow b/c it makes her happy. And is it to much to ask for a BLT every now and then?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I think your priorities are skewed.



You don't want her to get to know you...


Just tape cab fare to her forehead and be done with her.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I think your priorities are skewed.



You don't want her to get to know you...


Just tape cab fare to her forehead and be done with her.

See I've been doing that my whole life.....so I figured if I wanted to find true love and misery like everyone else I might have to get some standards.

EDIT: I don't know how you could ever consider a BLT not a priority...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

See I've been doing that my whole life.....so I figured if I wanted to find true love and misery like everyone else I might have to get some standards.

I recommend a three-slut weekend before making any rash and hasty decisions...



True love? based on a lie, that of new-found "standards?"

Try living with the standards for about a year before looking for some nice church girl. See if you can handle the excruciating boredom and mindless discussions of the weather and American Idol...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

BLT



Is that one of those OMG things? or something best served wry...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Always look for the dirty-nose sign.


Hey, it works for me.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Always look for the dirty-nose sign.


Hey, it works for me.

If they don't like their bucks, they might run out on you with the proverbial 'slut to be named later.'

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I recommend a three-slut weekend before making any rash and hasty decisions...



True love? based on a lie, that of new-found "standards?"

Try living with the standards for about a year before looking for some nice church girl. See if you can handle the excruciating boredom and mindless discussions of the weather and American Idol...

Are you kidding? The kinkiest, hottest, cum dumpster of a slut I have ever had the pleasure of encountering was a prim proper pastors daughter....chruch 2x a week every week. Total skank....god I loved her....

TRUE LOVE IS NEVER A LIE!!! it's happily ever after right? RIGHT? oh god plz tell me it's not all a fallacy, I just don't think I could take a blow like that.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

BLT



Is that one of those OMG things? or something best served wry...

It's one of those thing's made primarily of pig, with a couple non pig items to help facilitate the consumption of larger portions of said pig.

Always look for the dirty-nose sign.


Hey, it works for me.

lol. standards....everyone has them.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

True love is a phallacy...



:nods:

You might, instead, want to shoot for a Real Doll™.

She'll never demand half your stuff once the true love has turned to True Grit.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If she can cook, so much the better.


If she's married, she'll go home to her husband.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No women allowed around my campfire or chuck wagon!



The worst ones are the ones who think they can cook, I just say honey, all I want is a slut in the bedroom...



Now, go put on something that would get you arrested in public for either indecent exposure or hooking.

*slap* (on the ass)

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

No women allowed around my campfire or chuck wagon!



The worst ones are the ones who think they can cook, I just say honey, all I want is a slut in the bedroom...



Now, go put on something that would get you arrested in public for either indecent exposure or hooking.

*slap* (on the ass)

http://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/16/pimpin-aint-easy3.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All the good squaws are taken.


We hope more than once.


Notch the other nostril for good measure.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The more holes she has in her nose, lips and ears...




Add a tail tat and *Bingo*

We have a winner!

*spit*

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Heh.


I'd rather have side-mounts on my Model A than rear mounted spare. I hate Continental kits.


Virgil Exner and I both look Forward. Hemis, Baybeee.


At least we aren't stuck with Dontari Poe . . . a po' pick indeed.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I like something to read while I'm otherwise engaged...



Like reading the cereal box for the umpteenth time.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Poe is a real head-scratcher, that I'll give ya...



They say he was a stud in the combine, yet could not make first-team honors.

:shrug:

 

[Wat_Tyler]

And the Ravens traded down and still got Upshaw, which looks good from here.


Anyhoo, off for some Satiddy errands, so . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I have to fix my truck.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Sluts have feelings... its whores you have to watch out for.