I'm Available For One

[AsylumSeeker]

I don't edit. Editing in my mind involves correcting grammar and punctuation. I'm a writer first and an editor second, so I help new writers grow. I'm a mentor. I'll assist not only in writing skills but writing ideas.

But due to the time involved and my current load of writers I can only take one of you on.

First come, first served.

I apologize in advance but it has to be this way.

Include your story in a PM and a return email address.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

That was quick.

 

[kimbalee]

Crap, guess I'm too late.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Too Late For What?

Too late for an editor, or a writer?

If you need an editor we can talk. PM me.

 

[kimbalee]

No way!

PMed you and sent something. Thanks so much! I'm a lucky, lucky girl.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

I should have asked for your preference and failed to (you can spank me later, LOL)

Am I suggesting changes or fixing things as I go?

 

[kimbalee]

I should have asked for your preference and failed to (you can spank me later, LOL)

Am I suggesting changes or fixing things as I go?

Hah! Very bad! I just got this, but already sent PM.

 

[AsylumSeeker]

PMed you and sent something. Thanks so much! I'm a lucky, lucky girl.

Damn, I feel giddy, and all two inches are throbbing!

 

[kimbalee]

Damn, I feel giddy, and all two inches are throbbing!

spew!

Er, um, not polite to laugh at another's 'short comings' or would that be "cummings" I'm still undecided on that, too. Sorry for your partner, AS

 

[AsylumSeeker]

You Know What They Say...

spew!

Er, um, not polite to laugh at another's 'short comings' or would that be "cummings" I'm still undecided on that, too. Sorry for your partner, AS

I was referring to my nipples, which are 1/5th the length of "other" things when measured with the improvised ruler (hmmm, a few numbers are missing...)

 

[kimbalee]

chuckling here. Are you sleeping? 'Cause I have a feeling you might be dreaming. You know, if you say 10 inches, girls know it's not quite 5. lol

Oh, you mean the numbers 5through 9?

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Oh, You're Harsh!

Actually I was referring to the "11" and "12".

<Sigh>

So we'll never know!

 

[kimbalee]

Actually I was referring to the "11" and "12".

<Sigh>

So we'll never know!

Now I know you're dreamin. Unless you're showin. Don't count on me to look though.