I'm Actually Going To Work Now, This Is What I Want To Happen While I'm Gone..

[Marxist]

1. A GROUP PIC. OF ALL THE LADIES NUDE AND COVERED IN PUDDING (THAT LAST PART WAS FOR NASTY).

2. EBW TO ADMIT THAT HIS REAL NAME IS PAUL BARMAN.

3. JUICY LIPS TO WRITE A POLITICAL COMMENTARY ABOUT BRITISH LABOR.

4. PPMAN WILL PAINFULLY FLIRT AND REFER TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON (THE UNIVERSE MUST MAINTAIN A CERTAIN BALANCE).

5. I WANT LAUREL TO POST PIX OF HER PUSSY WITHOUT A FELINE CREATURE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

6. CHEYENNE MUST LEARN TO APPRECIATE MOS DEF AND TAKE ON A MUSLIM NAME MEANING "BLESSED REPETITION."

7. LAVENDER SHOULD BE WEARING A HOOP SKIRT AND MOLASSES SHOULD BE DRIPPING FROM HER MOUTH.

8. MODEST MOUSE WILL CHANGE HIS AVATAR TO A PIC. OF A CANCEROUS HEART OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, WHICHEVER IS MORE SHOCKING.

9. DEMIAN MUST SPEAK ENGLISH

10. FOXINSOX WILL CHANGE HER NAME TO COCKINBOX.



I'VE GOTTA RUN....BUT CLEAN UP THIS INSINCERE VALENTINE'S DAY SHIT AS WELL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.



LATE

 

[Marxist]

one more thing...

11. I want to actually see sexy-girl's mysterious Lisa tell me to "fuck off" under her own name.

 

[Weevil]

2. EBW TO ADMIT THAT HIS REAL NAME IS PAUL BARMAN.

Yeah right, like I would've gone to Brown. I could've gotten into Harvard.

 

[estevie]

Re: one more thing...

11. I want to actually see sexy-girl's mysterious Lisa tell me to "fuck off" under her own name.

I thought you were running late? go already!

Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: one more thing...

11. I want to actually see sexy-girl's mysterious Lisa tell me to "fuck off" under her own name.

Just getting lisa to fuck me would do... I'm not that fussy.

Sexy-girl dear... when do we get her boots back.. .I miss em.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol marxist and a happy valentines day too you as well hehe


maybe you will get your wish later but i dont think i/we will be on lit again for today


i actually do agree with some of your points by the way


<<<<<<<< this av has black boots too chef



sexy-girl running late too and about to get murdered if shes not ready

 

[Harbinger]

But Marxist, my Valentine to you was sincere.

 

[Guest]

Mine too.

I hope the chocolate dipped dildo made it there, on time.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Le Petite Delegator

You bossy little prick! No job for me?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Whatdoya say, Blushing Rose,

Does Marxist Suck R What?

LOL

AND I Bet He Is Not Really Black, Just Kinda On The Brown Side

Insincere Valentines shit...Happy Valentines To You Marxist

 

[Marxist]

1. A GROUP PIC. OF ALL THE LADIES NUDE AND COVERED IN PUDDING (THAT LAST PART WAS FOR NASTY).

2. EBW TO ADMIT THAT HIS REAL NAME IS PAUL BARMAN.

3. JUICY LIPS TO WRITE A POLITICAL COMMENTARY ABOUT BRITISH LABOR.

4. PPMAN WILL PAINFULLY FLIRT AND REFER TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON (THE UNIVERSE MUST MAINTAIN A CERTAIN BALANCE).

5. I WANT LAUREL TO POST PIX OF HER PUSSY WITHOUT A FELINE CREATURE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

6. CHEYENNE MUST LEARN TO APPRECIATE MOS DEF AND TAKE ON A MUSLIM NAME MEANING "BLESSED REPETITION."

7. LAVENDER SHOULD BE WEARING A HOOP SKIRT AND MOLASSES SHOULD BE DRIPPING FROM HER MOUTH.

8. MODEST MOUSE WILL CHANGE HIS AVATAR TO A PIC. OF A CANCEROUS HEART OR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, WHICHEVER IS MORE SHOCKING.

9. DEMIAN MUST SPEAK ENGLISH

10. FOXINSOX WILL CHANGE HER NAME TO COCKINBOX.



I'VE GOTTA RUN....BUT CLEAN UP THIS INSINCERE VALENTINE'S DAY SHIT AS WELL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.



LATE

1. NO GROUP PIC. I'M REALLY NOT SURPRISED AT THIS ONE. NOT EVERYONE WAS HOME.

2. EBW ISN'T PAUL BARMAN, HE'S PAUL RUEBENS. SORRY PEEWEE.

3. JUICY LIPS THOUGHT BRITISH LABOR WAS A PORN MOVIE STARRING THE BOYS FROM "TAKE THAT".

4. PPMAN HAD HIS FLIRTING GENES REMOVED BY MAGGIE THATCHER IN THE '80'S.

5. LAUREL LIVES ON THE LEFT COAST AND HASN'T COME HOME YET. SHE'LL PUT 'EM UP.

6. CHEYENNE HAS CHANGED HER NAME TO DANGERGIRL. CLOSE ENOUGH I GUESS.

7. GOOD JOB LAVENDER. I'M SAVING UP MOLASSES AS WE SPEAK. IT'S BEEN AT LEAST 2 WEEKS.

8. MODEST MOUSE HASN'T BEEN SEEN. MAYBE HE'S STILL PLAYING AUDOBON AND WILL FIND A SEVERED EAR TO USE.

9. DEMIAN DIDN'T WRITE THE STORY HE PROMISED FOR MY WRITER CHALLENGE. MAYBE THE ENGLISH THING WAS TOO MUCH.

10. FOXINSOX DECIDED TO SHARE DANGERGIRL WITH CHEYENNE. I THINK THEY'RE AN INTERNATIONAL ONLINE LESBIAN COUPLE. IT'S JUST A GUESS.

11. LISA AND SEXY-GIRL ARE IN BED AND NOT CONCERNED WITH MY DEMANDS. GOOD FOR THEM. REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERWARD.

BLUSHING ROSE. LET'S GET TOGETHER AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DO. PROMISE.

RNAB, I DON'T SUCK. I WHAT.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: I'm Actually Going To Work Now, This Is What I Want To Happen While I'm Gone..

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: I'm Actually Going To Work Now, This Is What I Want To Happen While I'm Gone..

Check his avatar, freakazoid.

MOUSE HAS BEEN SPOTTED. HE'S WITH A YOUNG GIRL THAT RESEMBLES JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT.

EEEEWWWWWWWW

MUCH GROSSER THAN THE HOMO / BACK HAIR THING OR THE BLUE SMACK ADDICT / SELF-PORTRAIT.


THUMBS WAY UP FOR THE MOUSE!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Marx, you work? I thought lit was sort of like a soap opera - you know, where nobody has any visable means of support.

Hey, you know what? It fucking sucks being Ms. 2001. I don't even get mentioned in your funny posts anymore. Will riding your cock like a wild girl get me back in?

 

[Laurel]

When you say my pussy pic, do you mean a pic of my actual pussy, or can it be a pic of someone else's pussy that I happen to own? (the pic, not the pussy)

 

[MunchinMark]

When you say my pussy pic, do you mean a pic of my actual pussy, or can it be a pic of someone else's pussy that I happen to own? (the pic, not the pussy)

Don't tell me that you're a pimp, Laurel.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: I'm Actually Going To Work Now, This Is What I Want To Happen While I'm Gone..

Just one? You disappoint me.

Had you suggested coxinbox I might have considered it.

LMAO

(so glad to see your beautiful smile back baby)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Don't tell me that you're a pimp, Laurel.

you mean you didn't know this?

 

[MunchinMark]

Well I did get a few soliciting e-mails, but I didn't think anything of it.

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm Actually Going To Work Now, This Is What I Want To Happen While I

MUCH GROSSER THAN THE HOMO / BACK HAIR THING OR THE BLUE SMACK ADDICT / SELF-PORTRAIT.

Looking back...

With the 'homo/back hair thing' I was inundated with ridicule and requests to remove it both on the board and in private. From some surprising sources. Consensual sex was never so controversial on a PORN board.

Without thinking about it at the time... the junkie av was put up. I'd been reading about heroin and thus stumbled upon the picture. This i would think offensive and unsettling on a sexually themed board. It was in your face and vivid. Turning him blue was a one-day afterthought when playing with a graphics program.

In hindsight its interesting to not the difference in reaction to the two avatars.

All the crap lodged my way for the two men av was followed by deafening silence with the heroin addict av. With one notable exception, a close friend told me she found the junkie very attractive. This despite the rampant and inflamed track marks and various skin lesions on his face.

So, guys, put down that dick and pick up the needle.

 

[Marxist]

I have now noticed Mr. Mouse has a flashing avatar with both the TUMORED HEART AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT. I think he's my Valentine for all-time.

Shit. I know he is.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Where are the stories?!

 

[Laurel]

Well I did get a few soliciting e-mails, but I didn't think anything of it.

Hey, servers cost money.