I'm A Redneck.

[Clitfucker]

If you don't like it you can kiss my ass.

 

[thegenogoths]

welcome to the club! Do you have your manditory 4x4, rebel flag, Dale jr. Decal, and can of skoal. Only then shall you know the true way of the neck! lol

 

[Clitfucker]

welcome to the club! Do you have your manditory 4x4, rebel flag, Dale jr. Decal, and can of skoal. Only then shall you know the true way of the neck! lol

Yes I sure as hell do.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

You must be a Vol!

 

[thegenogoths]

Be one with the neck. Minivans are the path to the Yuppie-side!

 

[Clitfucker]

You must be a Vol!

You hit that nail right on the damn head.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Lol

 

[angel's pet]

I'm a redhead... does that count?

 

[thegenogoths]

redhead...yummy! yes it counts as far as Im concerned!

 

[Clitfucker]

I'm a redhead... does that count?

Ya damn skippy that counts.

 

[lavender]

 

[zantac666]

Do i count i put my new tv on my brokn down tv.

 

[thegenogoths]

only if your old tv is on blocks first! lol

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: I'm A Redneck.

Now I can't fuck you anymore. I have a "No Redneck" policy.

My heart has been crushed.

Noooooooooooooo Lavy don't leave me, I am no longer a redneck please believe me please.

 

[TN_Vixen]

You must be a Vol!

whoa! That's just wrong! I'm a VOL and yet, strangly enough... I'm no redneck.

you're stereotyping. That's not fair!

 

[TN_Vixen]

You hit that nail right on the damn head.

Proof positive as to why I cannot find a decent man in TN to date.

 

[APhil]

Hey now...

I'm a Hoosier. Does that mean I like Bobby Knight?

Hell no!

I'm not a redneck, but I have friends who are.

BTW Lav, I've been wracking my brain for the past day or so trying to figure out who Max Fischer was. Then I remembered watching "Rushmore".

 

[thegenogoths]

Redneck istn where your from its a state of mind!
APhill Im a hoosier also...I feel your pain!

 

[TN_Vixen]

Redneck istn where your from its a state of mind!
APhill Im a hoosier also...I feel your pain!

s'cuse me? But I disagree. Being a redneck is universal... doesn't matter a whit where you're from, depends completely on your state of mind.


And so I reiterated what "he" said, and so? lol...ok, so I should now qualify as a redneck. Damn it all to hell.

 

[APhil]

I should now qualify as a redneck. Damn it all to hell.

I don't care, I just like Southern women.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I don't care, I just like Southern women.

now you're just being simplistic. But, of course I could find an argument in any conversation.

 

[Laurel]

Re: Hey now...

BTW Lav, I've been wracking my brain for the past day or so trying to figure out who Max Fischer was. Then I remembered watching "Rushmore".

Brilliant fucking movie, too. Right up there with "Welcome to the Dollhouse" and "Happiness" in the modern dark comedy hall of fame.

 

[Valdimer]

Rednecks.



Mullets, big gigantic trucks that can hardly fit under a bridge, rebel flags, that chew in yer lip, and on and on and on.



I see you all come through my drive thru every nite!


I'm live in TN...and am originally from the north...just imagine how I feel!

 

[APhil]

now you're just being simplistic. But, of course I could find an argument in any conversation.

I could talk your ear off about anything you wanted to talk about, whether in argument or agreement.

As far as being simplistic, I just don't have very specific needs.

 

[APhil]

Re: Re: Hey now...

Brilliant fucking movie, too. Right up there with "Welcome to the Dollhouse" and "Happiness" in the modern dark comedy hall of fame.

Have you ever seen "Crimes of the Heart"? It's hilarious, if you get in the right frame of mind.