I'm a prostitute!

bluntforcemama

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According to some people.... hmm.... interesting. Do I get paid in monopoly money? Oh wait... do I care? Nope, left my "I care" face at home.... Funny thing is, I'm only in it for the advertising. This is for XANDER! He needs our help! Somehow I think that's more important than tastelessness.
 
If its any conselation I don't think your a prostitute.
 
Myst said:
According to some people.... hmm.... interesting. Do I get paid in monopoly money? Oh wait... do I care? Nope, left my "I care" face at home.... Funny thing is, I'm only in it for the advertising. This is for XANDER! He needs our help! Somehow I think that's more important than tastelessness.

I have to say this but once...

He's in the US near his love I am half way round the world from mine... I know who needs the help the most.
 
Possibly...I'm going to wait until my 20th Birthday(Nov. 9) which will give me some time bulk up alittle bit and get a good score on the entry test.
 
fuck, i'd give you money and not expect anything in return to help.. if i had any to spare, that is.. :(
 
If helping a friend in need is prostitution, then I guess a lot of us are, hmmm? Whomever said that...she didn't volunteer you. Get over it.
 
I'll repost my boob picture to help Xander! lol

Snuggles Myst! Your not a prostitute hon, but...would you still do me? Winks! jk love! :p
 
i'll post my boobs to help Xander, too!

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wait a minute.. uhh...
 
I have to say - that is one of the most attention-getting thread titles I've seen this week. ;)
 
I'd post my boobs... but then people would see my third nipple... oh DAMN! lol... just for the people that take this SERIOUSLY, I only have two nipples, sorry! ;)
 
LOL, we have all seen your nipples by now dear and they are very very nice! Winks!
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Myst said:
According to some people.... hmm.... interesting. Do I get paid in monopoly money? Oh wait... do I care? Nope, left my "I care" face at home.... Funny thing is, I'm only in it for the advertising. This is for XANDER! He needs our help! Somehow I think that's more important than tastelessness.

I have to say this but once...

He's in the US near his love I am half way round the world from mine... I know who needs the help the most.

Cheffie, I know how you feel! My love is in New Zealand. Maybe we should trade places. Then at least I'd be in the same hemisphere as the love of my life. <sighs>

And Myst.....so you are gonna sleep with whoever helps Xander. Does that include women too? :D

*opening checkbook and grabbing her pen*
 
Sadly, I am guilty of wondering that very thing. I didn't judge or cast aspersions.... just wondered. Sorry

Sparky if the search works out.... can I sleep over some Saturday.lol
 
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