I'm a pathetic person and have the guts to admit it

[MidgetClown]

It's a fucking nightmare being a midget clown, but that's who I am.

Nobody gives me any respect.

My shtick is to make a few balloon animals at birthday parties then hand them out to the little snot nosed kids.

Yesterday, I put on a show for a little bastard birthday boy. After I gave him a balloon animal that I made, he kicked me in the nuts.

I was going to punch him in the face, but realized that he is bigger than I am.

Anyway, I am available for hire.

Please call 1-800-midget-clown

Sorry, but I am booked solid until March 2013.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Come On ! Quit clowning around !

 

[XdOu™]

and you're talking about me making useless threads? lmfao!

 

[MidgetClown]

I believe Midget Clown's comments are a parody of sorts.

One that is where the recipient does not understand.

My advice to you is:

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

 

[XdOu™]

I believe Midget Clown's comments are a parody of sorts.

One that is the recipient does not understand.

My advice to you is:

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields

lol.. that was a bit funny