I'm a nicer person when....

[Snugbug]

... I'm full.

... I've had sex.

... I'm being paid.


What makes you pleasant? I think I put down some very obvious answers, but go ahead and fill in the blank.

 

[Super-Surprise]

...when I'm alone.

...when I'm asleep.

 

[Bert Notorius]

... I'm full.

... I've had sex.

... I'm being paid.


What makes you pleasant? I think I put down some very obvious answers, but go ahead and fill in the blank.

so,
you're an "escort"?

 

[Snugbug]

so,
you're an "escort"?

Only in that I get paid to make other people's lives better.

I'm an idiot who fucks for free.

 

[rae121452]

i've had a glass of wine.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Only in that I get paid to make other people's lives better.

I'm an idiot who fucks for free.

sounds like a
great gig.

fucking generally
costs me something.

in a sense.

 

[Hypoxia]

... when I'm not wasted because a-fib
... when I don't notice aches-n-pains
... when the meds are just about right
... when power and connectivity work
... when I don't see bears out my window
... when no helicopters circle overhead
(choppers here mean either fire or fugitive)
... when we're fully stocked with tortillas
... when medicinal cannabis smoke rises