I'm a millionaire

[Liar]

Ok not really, but I have about a mil on my bank account right now.

Most of it will be gone on Monday at 10 AM, when I pay off the morgage for the house I just sold. So it's not actually mine. And only a quarter of the profit will be. After taxes.

But it sits there. Taunting me.

 

[Saint Peter]

Digits can't buy you love.

 

[irksomesauce]

https://lh3.ggpht.com/PeMzkGiu5eqdh2LhYapIw7Mz85oE6WhgIxGq6uufEs91eFtB5KzLl4uj2Gey7BFalaAWS8hp_TWD-dLhSJkgLdrvK1ef=s0

 

[Saint Peter]

Digits can buy you a decent blowjob and a fast car.

 

[Saint Peter]

...

Or carpet for Mom's basement. What better way to trick out your pad??

 

[Liar]

https://lh3.ggpht.com/PeMzkGiu5eqdh2LhYapIw7Mz85oE6WhgIxGq6uufEs91eFtB5KzLl4uj2Gey7BFalaAWS8hp_TWD-dLhSJkgLdrvK1ef=s0

I'm having all the cookies, bitch.

 

[irksomesauce]

I'm having all the cookies, bitch.

Sure you are, wannabe.

Here's a miniature prize deserving of your penis jousting contest of one:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Tweezers.jpg/220px-Tweezers.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

A mere million bucks doesn't go far any more.
Not in USA anyway.
There goes the neighborhood.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

See, that's the problem with 'easy' wealth. A guy gets a million bucks and blows it in a matter of days. Well, hell. Have a great rest of the weekend.

 

[Saint Peter]

Easy for you. The exes had to put up with my shit for years to get a house and a nice truck.

 

[islandman]

Ok not really, but I have about a mil on my bank account right now.

Most of it will be gone on Monday at 10 AM, when I pay off the morgage for the house I just sold. So it's not actually mine. And only a quarter of the profit will be. After taxes.

But it sits there. Taunting me.

Use it to buy bitcoins today, make another mil by Tuesday.

 

[pointless]

Digits can buy you a decent blowjob and a fast car.

randy?

 

[Snugbug]

Ok not really, but I have about a mil on my bank account right now.

Most of it will be gone on Monday at 10 AM, when I pay off the morgage for the house I just sold. So it's not actually mine. And only a quarter of the profit will be. After taxes.

But it sits there. Taunting me.

Kinda reminds me of the time I saved up my allowance til I had 50 dollars then asked my dad to get me a 50 dollar bill. My dad was like, you're 8 why do you need a 50 dollar bill. I told him I just wanted to hold it and pouted til he got me one.

 

[pabloback]

Money can’t buy everything it’s true but what it can’t buy, I can’t use, I want money

 

[lickitandstickit]

I'm a hundredaire

 

[Hypoxia]

Money can’t buy everything it’s true but what it can’t buy, I can’t use, I want money

Money can't buy love but an endless stream of gigolos and/or hookers can be entertaining.

Those who say money can't buy everything obviously have never possessed enough to notice.

Money can't buy dependable loyalty. An honest politician is one who, once bought, stays bought.

The love of money is the root of all evil. Therefore, learn to hate money. Send it all to me.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The old song of the past, "If I had a million dollars," (Barenaked Ladies) needs an update. He might need at least 10 million, to buy all the stuff that was listed in the song.

I am guessing that stealing a million dollars, would take paying a million dollars, to a lawyer, keep you out of jail.

Inflation. I think of how the old people would talk about inflation, when I was a child.

A penny loaf of bread from the ancient days, was a 15 ¢ cent loaf, which soon was a 25¢ loaf. Now, it is a $5.00, for a loaf that is not pure white starch and chemical corn syrup. I saved buffalo nickles and mercury dimes, and Kennedy half dollars.