I'm a lusty pirate!

[perks]

aaaaaaaargh! Where's me wench and rum?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

You forgot to hoist the jib-jab.

 

[Eumenides]

I be a lusty wench. And look at this! I've even got rum.

*flutters eyelashes, adjusts bosom*

 

[perks]

You forgot to hoist the jib-jab.

is that what you call your tits?


put those away, that Ume wench has an adjustable bosom.

 

[Vinny]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH She Blows

 

[Guest]

aaaaaaaargh! Where's me wench and rum?

Was that you talking? Or the parrot?

 

[perks]

Re: Re: I'm a lusty pirate!

Was that you talking? Or the parrot?

there's a parrot?

sweet!

duuuuuude!

sweeeet!

uh... I mean aaaarrrrrgh!

 

[amelia]

Wench Amelia reporting for duty *salutes*

 

[Minkey Boodle]

And then you can batten down the hatches.

 

[Eumenides]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH She Blows

You forgot Thar.

Thar must be a lucky guy. (Low level humor just for ruffles)

 

[perks]

bedilia bosoms!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Swab the poopdeck good, would ya? It's gettin' kinda messy.

 

[Vinny]

That dayum Thar gets all the blows huh

 

[amelia]

bedilia bosoms!

yeah..if you can call them that.

 

[Eumenides]

That dayum Thar gets all the blows huh

*nodsnods*

He takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'. That's what I hear, at least.

 

[perks]

yeah..if you can call them that.

shaddup and show me yer tits.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Okay, that's all it took for me.

 

[amelia]

shaddup and show me yer tits.

again?!

 

[perks]

I wanna wear breeches that button up the front and hoist the mainsail, or something like that.

I have pirate envy.

 

[perks]

again?!

yeah, I'm a greedy pirate, ya wench.

 

[amelia]

ok..first i get spanked by ruby..and now i get to be perky's wench.

*singing*

heaven..i'm in heaven..

 

[Eumenides]

ARGH maytey! Whar's me booty?

 

[perks]

I'm spanking Ume right before I go to sleepy land. Okay, I'm spanking the monkey thinking about spanking Ume's monkey. Pirates have monkeys right?

 

[Eumenides]

I'm spanking Ume right before I go to sleepy land. Okay, I'm spanking the monkey thinking about spanking Ume's monkey. Pirates have monkeys right?

Parrots, monkeys, they all shit wherever they please. *shrugs*

 

[QuickDuck]

*whispers to the guys* prepare to be boarded!

nuthin' like a good boardin' ya know