I'm a little irregular today.

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[OzoneRed]

Oh - what's the other one I just saw that made me giggle?

The wedding, that's right.

It's lovely, getting ready for the ceremony, mom and daughters, nice dresses and flowers and pretty decorations.

Then once the couple kiss you find out it's the mom getting married! And it's awfully sweet (it really is) but then they flash a giant picture of DEPENDS next to the married pair.

Because when you get married, you don't want to have an accident. I guess.

Hmph.

Do you need another Depends, my dear?

More pillow talk?

I laughed long and loud the first time I saw that one. I get a kick out of trying to guess what product a new commercial will try to sell me. I never would have guessed that was a Depends commercial, of all things

 

[voluptuary_manque]

This commercial for a yogurt product was just on TV and one of the characters leaned over to her partner and whispered that line.

"I'm a little irregular today."

I immediately perked up and whispered the same thing to my husband, complete with some fluttering eyelashes and pouty pursed lips.

You know? It didn't turn him on at all.

In fact, he said, "Ah, yes. There's no better pillow talk than a serious discussion of bodily functions."

Either the TV commercials have it all wrong or I'm losing my touch.

Oh - what's the other one I just saw that made me giggle?

The wedding, that's right.

It's lovely, getting ready for the ceremony, mom and daughters, nice dresses and flowers and pretty decorations.

Then once the couple kiss you find out it's the mom getting married! And it's awfully sweet (it really is) but then they flash a giant picture of DEPENDS next to the married pair.

Because when you get married, you don't want to have an accident. I guess.

Hmph.

Do you need another Depends, my dear?

More pillow talk?

The things I miss not watching television . . .

Though I must admit the first ads for KY Redcap amused me.

 

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[DeeZire]

There was a really funny Saturday Night Live skit based on the Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt ads. The actress playing Jamie Lee Curtis is gushing about how much she loves the yogurt - this is between takes of the commercial - mentioning that she's on her fourteenth one, then she craps her pants! (I guess that would be considered over-irregular.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Irregular as in menstruation or diarrhoea?

And that didn't turn him on? Weird...

 

[Oblimo]

I've posted it before, and I'll post it again.

Nothing compares to the televised slogan of a mid-Nineties rebranding of Tampax tampons. This is what the soccer moms said while holding up the new packaging, I swear to God:

Tampax: It's a whole new box!

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

This commercial for a yogurt product was just on TV and one of the characters leaned over to her partner and whispered that line.

"I'm a little irregular today."

I immediately perked up and whispered the same thing to my husband, complete with some fluttering eyelashes and pouty pursed lips.

You know? It didn't turn him on at all.

In fact, he said, "Ah, yes. There's no better pillow talk than a serious discussion of bodily functions."

Either the TV commercials have it all wrong or I'm losing my touch.

I've seen that commercial but it's two woman by a pool. Even so, I can't imagine any person saying that to somebody.

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[SeaCat]

I wish I could remember the one from a couple of years ago for depends like undergarments for men. It featured several guys on motorcycles and was too funny.

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