IM A GURU! YAY!!!!!!!

[KillerMuffin]

"ATTENNNN-HUT!!

*Gives Roland a congratulatory 21 Bagel Gun Salute*

*Executes snappy Drill and Ceremony style facing movements*

*Presents Roland with the GBfBg (GuruBigfuckingBagelgun)*

*About faces and forwards marches to another thread*

 

[Morgoth]

(Looks strangely first at KillerMuffin then at the modified bagel gun.)

 

[KillerMuffin]

*grinz unrepentantly at Morgoth*

 

[Morgoth]

(Tries to escape from this unruly predicament by blowing up a building, unluckily, it doesn't work)

 

[Naked Hunny]

:hiding in the corner from all the scary people:

 

[KillerMuffin]

*solemnly hands Morgoth the BS (Bagel Symtek) and detonators from the ammo dump*

Black market stuff just isn't quality.

 

[Morgoth]

(Solemnly(sorta) taking the BS and shooting a few rounds into the air and noticing Naked Hunny and looking evil)

 

[KillerMuffin]

*leans slightly towards Morgoth, whispering*

"ummm, excuse me sir, Symtek is a non American version of C4. I believe its Israeli. This stuff came out of the Bagel Factory near San Diego sir."

 

[Morgoth]

(Thanking Killer for information and charging like a madman at Naked hunny, all the while shooting rounds at different buildings and watching them go "BOOM")

 

[Maniac]

Congrats Rolland!

 

[Naked Hunny]

DONT look at me like that!!

 

[Morgoth]

(Getting closer by the second and pulling out a hidden sword and looking even eviler)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ladies n Gents the Ammo Dump is Closed. Please have your orders ready for tomorrow morning when we will be featuring cinnamon bagels.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Morgoth is mean he doesnt like me! sniffle sniffle!

 

[Morgoth]

(Cinammon bagels, yummy, I think, must be here tommorow, but until then must charge)

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok sweethearts im falling asleep here!! Its a result of too much sex and not enough sleep!! so i shall play with you later!! KISSES Licks and nibbles to you muff!! I am OFF!!

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Hey, Rolland, Congratualations on becomeing a literotica Guru..You should be so damn proud...I can't wait for my turn!

Hugs KitKat

 

[Morgoth]

Any words of wisdom now, Mr. Guru?