I'm a freakin' genius

[lilminx]

I decided to turn the heat lamp on for my lizard because it's a little chilly tonight. Well, all of a sudden I hear a *thunk*, and when I go into the kitchen to investigate, I see that I had plugged in the heat lamp, but left it on the coffeemaker, instead of placing it on the screen covering the tank. My coffeemaker is ruined- all melted on top- and the apartment reeks of burning plastic. Yuck.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I'm a freakin' FIRST POST

 

[patient1]

and here I thought you only oposted about a 137 from that on-line IQ- test

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

ROTFLMAO


Thanks Minxie, it's nice to see you as a fallible woman as opposed to the mysterious sexy image I painted of you!

Who am I kidding, I still think you're sexy

 

[lovetoread]

Its a good thing nothing caught on fire.

 

[#1tankcomander]

And you call yourself..........

a teacher??? LOLROTF

Did we learn something new today???

We all do!!!

 

[phrodeau]

Don't let your landlord, neighbors or insurance agent find out.

 

[lilminx]

Thanks, Flirt- I don't think you'd find me all that sexy if you saw my face when I saw what I stupidly did. (By the way, Paganangel and I almost went to Justin'es tonight).

Patient1, I think my IQ just dropped a whole lotta points.

I agree with you, Lovetoread.


I am now going to attempt to eradicate the smell of burning plastic with the smell of burning microwave popcorn.

 

[morninggirl5]

Time for a run to an open-all-night WalMart. It will be worse in the morning when you can't have that first dose of caffeine.


I now have a spare coffeepot hidden away for similar emergencies after i melted the basket in the dishwasher one time. Don't ask me how it happened, i still don't understand.

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Well, minx, you'd be feeling a lot worse if you had melted your lizard instead of the coffeemaker !

 

[lilminx]

The plastic smell is slowly going away....

Time for a run to an open-all-night WalMart. It will be worse in the morning when you can't have that first dose of caffeine.

The funny thing is, I haven't used the coffeepot in my current apartment yet. It's just been sitting there in top of my microwave in case I have an overwhelming urge for coffee and can't get my ass to Dunkin' Donuts. Obviously, it hasn't happened yet.

Dannyboy, you have a good point.

 

[Shaq]

Once I used my microwave and the plastic I put inside had melted....something told me "It's time for old sparky to go"....

 

[penguindance]

 

[Laurel]

Ooh! What kind of lizard?

 

[zantac666]

You should wake up to a pounding and her the manager saying nope not here and my door shut.

So i went out and saw smoke in the hallway one of the drunks left a pan on the stove and left he did this twice but he is leaving now we have one more to get rid of well there is another but i'm moveing into another apt. and won't have to put up with her bitching and blameing me for everything.

 

[Guest]

LMFAO!!

Minxie, if I didn't feel bad for you this'd be so funny... seriously, the fact that you can laugh about yourself and post about it makes you even sexier . And you didn't need any help there.

 

[lilminx]

Ooh! What kind of lizard?

A bearded dragon. I've had him since he was a baby. I want to get him a girlfriend.

LMFAO!!

Minxie, if I didn't feel bad for you this'd be so funny... seriously, the fact that you can laugh about yourself and post about it makes you even sexier . And you didn't need any help there.

Thanks Storm. You are a sweety.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

that's why I can't live alone, I'd do thinks like that all the time. OR worse.

anyeays just letting you see that your not the only one out there like that.