I'm a father!

[Lancecastor]

You wish you would have figured that out before you spent the 80k I bet.

How is the ballet going..she graduate to pole dancing?

Not at all and of course not, Rob.





 

[pink]

Congratulations!!!!!!! I am so happy for you.



Having my daughter 22 years ago was the best thing that ever happened to me. Even though she is a young woman now, I still get so much pleasure from her.



http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/attachments/canadian-parents/215291d1391977103-congratulations-tasha313-congratulations-birth-baby-boy.jpg

 

[Noor]

Congrats! Get ready for a wild-and endless-ride. My sister and I are in our forties and our parents claim we still drive them crazy

My parents claim that it's a to the grave commitment

When one considers your previous posts, it's fair to ask if your "wife" couldn't have children due to lack of a vagina or if you are a closet homosexual in a sham marriage with a baby boy, or just a garden-variety weirdo.

I vote garden-variety weirdo like most of the people here.

 

[chillywilly2]

with a boy you only have to worry about 1 penis
with a girl, you have to worry about all of them

 

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[doowdniw]

Enjoy every moment - they go by in a flash.

 

[lovecraft68]

When one considers your previous posts, it's fair to ask if your "wife" couldn't have children due to lack of a vagina or if you are a closet homosexual in a sham marriage with a baby boy, or just a garden-variety weirdo.

Just because your kids belong to your best friend who knocked your wife up twice while you watched from a dog crate with your cock in a cage(extra small) doesn't mean others haven't actually fathered their own children.

 

[Lancecastor]

Just because your kids belong to your best friend who knocked your wife up twice while you watched from a dog crate with your cock in a cage(extra small) doesn't mean others haven't actually fathered their own children.

Yawn.

Try reality, Laura.

How old is your wife? She looks ancient.