I'm a fake.

[domjoe]

My last few stories have been basically non-erotic, and I've been doing everything to put off writing the manadatory sex scenes.

I guess I'm not into writing porn any more. Oh the shame.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

My last few stories have been basically non-erotic, and I've been doing everything to put off writing the manadatory sex scenes.

I guess I'm not into writing porn any more. Oh the shame.

*HUGS*

I think everyone runs into that sometimes. Perhaps your writing wants tot ake you somewhere else or perhaps you are just sick of thinking of inventive ways to get tab-A into slot-B. Go with the non erotic and see where it takes you.

 

[china-doll]

My last few stories have been basically non-erotic, and I've been doing everything to put off writing the manadatory sex scenes.

I guess I'm not into writing porn any more. Oh the shame.

At least you recognise your problem and can now seek counciling.

Half the authors out there THINK they're writing erotica but are to bind to see they're actually writing crap.

 

[domjoe]

Re: Re: I'm a fake.

*HUGS*

Thanks for the hugs.

Go with the non erotic and see where it takes you.

...Into the big bad world of REAL writers... (runs off screaming)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

don't feel alone love, I've been going through the same thing. I'm bored with writing porn.....maybe because my characters are getting it and I'm not.

 

[Guest]

Jose, I haven't been able to write erotica (or porn) since my nude-day story. Doesn't bother me, though. Send me a smutty PM for practice.

Perdita

 

[domjoe]

.....maybe because my characters are getting it and I'm not.

And the lady gets a cigar.

 

[Guest]

And the lady gets a cigar.

That made my commas quiver.

Perdita

 

[shereads]

My last few stories have been basically non-erotic, and I've been doing everything to put off writing the manadatory sex scenes.

I guess I'm not into writing porn any more. Oh the shame.

I knew it. As soon as I got into reading porn, it would become unfashionable to write it.

"Writing porn is so mid-to-late 2004," they'd say. Then they'd all disperse to write plays with obscure cultural references, and leave me sitting here, abandoned.

"Turn out the lights at the Authors' Hangout when you leave," Joe would say.

Gauche would chime in: "The Authors' Hangout is dead. Nobody goes there anymore."

Fine. Leave, all of you. More canapes for me.

 

[domjoe]

Re: Re: I'm a fake.

I knew it. As soon as I got into reading porn, it would become unfashionable to write it.

"Writing porn is so mid-to-late 2004," they'd say. Then they'd all disperse to write plays with obscure cultural references, and leave me sitting here, abandoned.

"Turn out the lights at the Authors' Hangout when you leave," Joe would say.

Gauche would chime in: "The Authors' Hangout is dead. Nobody goes there anymore."

Fine. Leave, all of you. More canapes for me.

Okay, okay, already, I'll write porn. Jesus.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Re: I'm a fake.

Okay, okay, already, I'll write porn. Jesus.

Don't do it for me. Do it because you want to, or it doesn't count.*














*From my Marital Archive of Annoying Conversational Bookends. "Only if you really want to" is the female co-dependent's equivalent of the male's "Where do we keep the salt?" or "Do we have any milk?"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: I'm a fake.

Okay, okay, already, I'll write porn. Jesus.

Is that a prayer?



I'm watching you sher.

 

[Spitfire_23]

This stems from the inherent contrast between writing and porn. Porn (fantasies in general, actually) is very one dimensional. Your head can only hold so much information, so you flatten out all the characters in your fantasy as much as possible.

Writing, on the other hand, is exactly opposite. You can describe things as much as you want, you can take your sweet time, and you can meander through pages on end describing why your characters are doing what they're going.

The incompatibility can be solved by writing erotic scenes when you're incredibly aroused. The tension that you're personally experiencing translates into your work. You can bet that you won't spend a paragraph describing your main character's left nipple when you're begging for sweet release.

Anyway, it's that or just write whatever the hell you want.

 

[Honey123]

My last few stories have been basically non-erotic, and I've been doing everything to put off writing the manadatory sex scenes.

I guess I'm not into writing porn any more. Oh the shame.

Jesus, if I can write, anybody can!

I think my muse went on vacation

 

[carsonshepherd]

Just write good stories, and put sex in them. Make the sex really hot and really descriptive. But focus on the story.

Ta-da! Everyone is happy!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Just write good stories, and put sex in them. Make the sex really hot and really descriptive. But focus on the story.

Ta-da! Everyone is happy!

Yeah! And, like ... put some commas and stuff.



DomJoe, I hope that writing or not writing, you hang around the AH. I quite enjoy your posts.

Shanglan

 

[domjoe]

Yeah! And, like ... put some commas and stuff.



DomJoe, I hope that writing or not writing, you hang around the AH. I quite enjoy your posts.

Shanglan

Thank you, you big black wild untamed Arab gelding. Don't worry, I have nowhere else to go.

 

[domjoe]

Just write good stories, and put sex in them. Make the sex really hot and really descriptive. But focus on the story.

Ta-da! Everyone is happy!

Ah, that's my problem. I've been focusing just to the left of the story. I see. That's much better now. Thanks.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ah, that's my problem. I've been focusing just to the left of the story. I see. That's much better now. Thanks.

When you need guidance, just come to me, young Jedi.

 

[domjoe]

When you need guidance, just come to me, young Jedi.

Jedi, young me to come.

Just guidance, need you.

When?

 

[carsonshepherd]

And you said you couldn't write porn anymore.

(Dad)

 

[Honey123]

Yeah! And, like ... put some commas and stuff.



DomJoe, I hope that writing or not writing, you hang around the AH. I quite enjoy your posts.

Shanglan

Don't forget the exclamation points! There is a thread about the unnecessary use of them.

But "Oh. Yes. Oh. Yes." just doesn't do it for me!

 

[Guest]

You're a fake and a phoney and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

 

[Honey123]

You're a fake and a phoney and I wish I'd never laid eyes on you!

Now that's a good start to a really hot sex scene!!

 

[Guest]

Now that's a good start to a really hot sex scene!!

It's also a very good line in a really uncomfortable scene in Grease.