I'm a bad girl!

[Bindii]

Honestly I must have the most warped sense of humour...I heard this story on the radio this morning and have been giggling about it ever since.

Ten tourists fell into a shark pool when the catwalk they were on collasped while they where visiting an aquarium in New Orleans. Nobody was hurt, but I just keep imagining their faces when the realised they were in the shark pool. The pool contained 24 nurse sharks and sand tiger sharks. The water level was about one-metre below the slick edges of the glass-walled tank, so there was no way for those inside to pull themselves out without help, they had to wait about 15 minutes until help arrived.


Sick, I'm sick, I tell ya.

 

[DéjàNu]

LMAO....

hi baby!!!

you are not sick, LOL, I find it fun too....

 

[Orwell84]

The other day you were plotting a murder and confessing it here. Now this. I'm really beginning to wonder about you.

 

[mokum13]

Ok, i admit this is fun. Dont laugh too hard though. Poor people

And how would the sharks have felt?

 

[Bindii]

Oh I'm still plotting the murder, just fine tuning my alibi with Kiwiwolf first...... lol

Be scared, be very scared!



*waving madly to DéjàNu*

Maybe we're both sick?

 

[Riles]

FISH FOOD

Yep, you are sick...LOL

I actually have this absurd, shriek-my-head-off-in-panic-terrified-that-I-will-be eaten sort of fear about sharks. I really know nothing about them...EXCEPT that I'm horribly afraid. I actually can't stand the thought of swimming in the ocean, or flying over it, or boating on it, or, or, or...see what I mean. It's unhealthy and I have no actual reason to fear them (never been exposed to one beyond a looking glass) and yet it's probably my greatest fear.

Sooooooo...those terrified souls in that tank, if it were me, I would have passed out from fright!

 

[DéjàNu]

Re: FISH FOOD

I actually have this absurd, shriek-my-head-off-in-panic-terrified-that-I-will-be eaten sort of fear about sharks. I really know nothing about them...EXCEPT that I'm horribly afraid. I actually can't stand the thought of swimming in the ocean, or flying over it, or boating on it, or, or, or...see what I mean. It's unhealthy and I have no actual reason to fear them (never been exposed to one beyond a looking glass) and yet it's probably my greatest fear.

That is call Selachophobia

 

[Tammygurl]

I thought it was funny too.

 

[DéjàNu]

*waving madly to DéjàNu*

Maybe we're both sick?

yeah we might be sick but isnt it funnier then being sane?




when are we going to open our consulting thread Bindii? like we were doing in the chat room?

 

[Bindii]

yeah we might be sick but isnt it funnier then being sane?




when are we going to open our consulting thread Bindii? like we were doing in the chat room?

Your right who'd want to be sane.......Ewwww!

Yes I believe that Dr DéjàNu and Nurse Bindii could be a hit.....lol

 

[DéjàNu]

Yes I believe that Dr DéjàNu and Nurse Bindii could be a hit.....lol

say, what are our speciality?

 

[Bindii]

say, what are our speciality?

I'm thinking sexuality.....

 

[Orwell84]

Your right who'd want to be sane.......Ewwww!

Yes I believe that Dr DéjàNu and Nurse Bindii could be a hit.....lol

I'll volunteer as your first patient. Just yesterday I said in a post that I was worried I might be obsessive compulsive, and a control freak to boot. What do you recommend?

 

[Riles]

Re: Re: FISH FOOD

That is call Selachophobia

Great, so are you going to hypnotize me out of it or do I actually have to go make friends with the fishies in the deep blue sea?

ACK...see, that movie just about did me in. I screamed at the top of my lungs several times at the theatre while watching it.

*shudders and pulls feet out of the bath water...just to be safe*

 

[Bindii]

I'll volunteer as your first patient. Just yesterday I said in a post that I was worried I might be obsessive compulsive, and a control freak to boot. What do you recommend?

That depends on what you are obsessive compulsive about - sir!

 

[Ginny]

lol bindii giggling.....it had to of been scary though.....aquarium of america officials say they were never in danger....but there was a two year old and a five year old among the group that fell in......yikes...poor lil babies....

 

[Bindii]

lol bindii giggling.....it had to of been scary though.....aquarium of america officials say they were never in danger....but there was a two year old and a five year old among the group that fell in......yikes...poor lil babies....

Entree size?

Lmao.....I'm one sick bitch!


*hi Ginny*

 

[DéjàNu]

I'll volunteer as your first patient. Just yesterday I said in a post that I was worried I might be obsessive compulsive, and a control freak to boot. What do you recommend?

Nurse Bindii, give me a pair of "true touch" glove please.... ok now Mister Orwell, (have I seen you somewhere before, oh yes it was in the year 1984...nah must be a mistake) ok sorry, so mister Orwell remove your pants, your briefs and
can you please move up here on the table. Nurse Bindii fasten mister on the table... just a precaution, dont be afraid.... ok now relax, I will spread those cheeks like Doctor Ginny likes to say. Mister Orwell, take a deep breath, close your eyes and tell me what you thing NOW?

Doctore Déjà


*edited to promote Nurse Ginny to Doctor Ginny

 

[Ginny]

Entree size?

Lmao.....I'm one sick bitch!


*hi Ginny*

lmao.....sick bitches rock! <crunch crunch>

 

[Bindii]

Nurse Bindii, give me a pair of "true touch" glove please.... ok now Mister Orwell, (have I seen you somewhere before, oh yes it was in the year 1984...nah must be a mistake) ok sorry, so mister Orwell remove your pants, your briefs and
can you please move up here on the table. Nurse Bindii fasten mister on the table... just a precaution, dont be afraid.... ok now relax, I will spread those cheeks like Nurse Ginny likes to say. Mister Orwell, take a deep breath, close your eyes and tell me what you thing NOW?

Lmao!!!

Now can you see why she's the doctor and I'm the nurse?

Yes Doctor I think we have found the root of the problem.

You'll be feeling better in no time at all Mr Orwell...

 

[Orwell84]

Nurse Bindii, give me a pair of "true touch" glove please.... ok now Mister Orwell, (have I seen you somewhere before, oh yes it was in the year 1984...nah must be a mistake) ok sorry, so mister Orwell remove your pants, your briefs and
can you please move up here on the table. Nurse Bindii fasten mister on the table... just a precaution, dont be afraid.... ok now relax, I will spread those cheeks like Nurse Ginny likes to say. Mister Orwell, take a deep breath, close your eyes and tell me what you thing NOW?

I'm thinking I'll seek a second opinion.

 

[Orwell84]

Lmao!!!

Now can you see why she's the doctor and I'm the nurse?

Yes Doctor I think we have found the root of the problem.

You'll be feeling better in no time at all Mr Orwell...

I knew I had many good reasons for not liking the doctor's office, but every now any then I forget, and have to remind myself.

 

[Bindii]

I'm thinking I'll seek a second opinion.

Yea of little faith.

Hang on a minute I think Doctor Ginny's around somewhere...

 

[DéjàNu]

I'm thinking I'll seek a second opinion.

I wasnt done yet Mister Orwell, I just want to know what you were thinking to make a diagnostic about your porblem... ahem.... now Mister Orwell, tell me what are you thinking exactly about what I'm trying to accomplish with my rubber gloves and your cheeks spread sooooo wide?

Doctore Déjà