I'll pay you to write . . .

[RecklessRamsay]

Hello all,

I'm looking to have some erotica custom-written to my tastes and interests. I'm willing to commission the work, which is to say, I'm prepared to pay, but I can't pay the rates a publisher or one of the custom-erotica outfits charge or pay. Nevertheless, it is a good opportunity for writers of erotica who aren't usually compensated for their work. The exact rate of pay is negotiable.

Interested parties can send an email to recklessramsay@yahoo.com. Include a general description of yourself (be honest, please), your interests and preferably a short writing sample. Please be university-educated and ready to produce immediately. Serious inquiries only please.

Ramsay

 

[MathGirl]

Woo woo woo

Dear Reckless,
Would you prefer my one page or seven page curriculum vitae? Any bonus for graduate degrees?
MG

 

[Chicklet]

Hey,

You know, if you head towards the Story Ideas forum there'll probably be a handful of people willing to write your stories for FREE.

 

[Couture]

You know, if you head towards the Story Ideas forum there'll probably be a handful of people willing to write your stories for FREE.

Not anymore. My rates just went up.

 

[RecklessRamsay]

Results

I find that being prepared to pay a bit gets higher-quality results.

And, btw, what part of "serious inquiries only please" did you folks not understand?

RR

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Results

what part of "serious inquiries only please" did you folks not understand?

Dear Ramsay,
Oh, dear, I certainly hope we haven't offended. We'd be devastated.
MG

 

[RecklessRamsay]

I'm sure

Yes, I'm sure you wouldn't be able to live with yourselves if you did...

At any rate, my offer has been posted. Further inquiries or comments may be emailed to me privately.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Re: Results

I find that being prepared to pay a bit gets higher-quality results.

And, btw, what part of "serious inquiries only please" did you folks not understand?

RR

Welcome to lit, where sarcasm reigns

 

[MathGirl]

Heah come de flood

Originally posted by RecklessRamsay Further inquiries or comments may be emailed to me privately.

Dear R,
I'm sure you will be inu..... innen....... flooded.
MG

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hugs DN!

His offer is posted on the General Boards also.

I can't say I blame people for being skeptical.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

I must say I'm curious as to the requirement of describing oneself. Honestly, at that.

Is it commonly held that writing ability is influenced by certain physiological characteristics?

Is it like reading cranial topography?

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Results

And, btw, what part of "serious inquiries only please" did you folks not understand?

I'm seriously offended - I was only trying to be helpful

 

[Quasimodem]

If it were not that I am sceptical, my savings would have vanished by now. Spent on 100% effective penis enlargers (a blacksnake wannabe ), enough Viagra - had it ever arrived - to stiffen a regiment of eunuches , and the wherewithal for an Extra-Terrestrial to build a space craft to return it to its home galaxy.

On the internet, scepticism is my shield, sarcasm my weapon.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Results

I'm seriously offended - I was only trying to be helpful

Dear Chickie,
I was niether offended or trying to be helpful. Seems best to approach these situations like that. Fewer disappointments and less stress.
MG

 

[Chicklet]

Spent on 100% effective penis enlargers (a blacksnake wannabe

I spent mine on some of those Russian brides...

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I wonder

per the "describing oneself" requirement...

does he think that...

blondes write better than brunettes?

C cup better at sex scenes than my b cup?


:wink:

 

[Quasimodem]

I wonder . . . does he think that . . . blondes write better than brunettes? C cup better at sex scenes than my b cup? . . .

Some sort of perverted phrenology-based aptitude test

 

[MathGirl]

Digitate vs. Adigitate

Originally posted by Quasimodem Some sort of perverted phrenology-based aptitude test

Dear Quaz,
It seems to me that if a person had at least rudimentary fingers, that would be the only physical requirement. If it goes beyond that, someone is just wanting to play cyber grab-ass.
MSSG
Ps. I agree. As you can see, skepticism and sarcasm are my middle names.

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: Digitate vs. Adigitate

. . . a person had at least rudimentary fingers . . . to play cyber grab-ass.

If the person had twice the usual number of fingers
it would make the keyboard rather crowded
but would be a positive ass set in RL grabass

 

[Pure]

Ya know, my very witty colleagues, every once in a while someone comes inquiring who's got money and wants some writing, sometimes to publish. I made a bit that way, myself.

It would be too bad if all the clowning caused the poster of a very simple ad/request to question the usefulness of inquiring in this location.

This forum is like someone's house, where every time a person rings the doorbell a kid comes to the window above and drops a water balloon. Hilarity for all, unless it's the fellow with the birthday cake.

 

[Just-Legal]

I have a serious question.

I'm in the middle of a degree.

Does that count?

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Pure Ya know, my very witty colleagues, every once in a while someone comes inquiring who's got money and wants some writing, sometimes to publish. I made a bit that way, myself.

Dear Pure,
I'm sure I speak for my colleagues that we consider ourselves thoroughly put in out place.
MG
Ps. JL: Probably not.

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . I'm in the middle of a degree. . . .

ME TOO!
I'm better than half-way between 98 and 99.