II would you rather

[perks]

have a 2 inch needle poke right through your eyeball<no permanent damage>

or

lick a horse penis.

 

[TWB]

You are funny. I would rather lick a duck.

 

[nasty]

Horse's penis.

 

[perks]

You are funny. I would rather lick a duck.

that's not an option, funnyman.

 

[glamorilla]

have a 2 inch needle poke right through your eyeball<no permanent damage>

oh my god i just came.

 

[tswyk]

Horse's penis.

Perky!!! If you're bored, get your ruffledduckbutt over here!!! NOW!!!

 

[J.B.]

neither

 

[perks]

Re: Re: II would you rather

lol, actually, I'm just beginning to amuse myself

 

[TWB]

that's not an option, funnyman.

Ok, smartie, what is the diameter of the needle and what is the diameter of the horse's cock? Is the needle serrated?

 

[MissTaken]

ROFL

Where do you come up with this stuff?


Errrr you would have to get me really drunk and I would take the horse.

I can't stand sharp things in my eyes!

 

[tswyk]

Ok, ok! I'll play!

One lick or two?

 

[perks]

Ok, smartie, what is the diameter of the needle and what is the diameter of the horse's cock? Is the needle serrated?

like a sewing needle, regular guage.

You don't have to suck the horse's cock, you just have to give it a nice long lick. You don't even have to be its fluffer.

and no the needle isn't serrated.

 

[perks]

ROFL

Where do you come up with this stuff?

It's a game my family plays on roadtrips. It's more fun to do with people you know, because you know their likes and dislikes. The needle in the eye is hubby's downfall and anything to do with snakes is mine.

 

[amelia]

i should probably pick the one i don't have experience with so..it will have to be....

 

[islandman]

Since i hate putting in my contacts every morning, guess that leaves only one option......................................


someone have alcohol ready. And a bucket........................

 

[nasty]

Wait a minute. How hung is the horse? Don't want to gag.

 

[TWB]

like a sewing needle, regular guage.

You don't have to suck the horse's cock, you just have to give it a nice long lick. You don't even have to be its fluffer.

and no the needle isn't serrated.

OK OK. First of all, you scare me.

But. . . As long as the horse has no diseases, I'd lick the dick.

How bout you Perks?

 

[perks]

How bout you Perks?

with no permanent damage? give me that needle, brothah.

 

[Vilac]

have a 2 inch needle poke right through your eyeball<no permanent damage>

or

lick a horse penis.

At the risk of offending the PETA people, can't we just stick the horse in the eye with the needle and call it even?

No?

Well...then, since I have this paranoia of needles, I'd be licking a horse penis, then. <g>

V~