Iguanas and Priapism Don't Mix

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Never give an iguana Viagra
Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:46 PM ET

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."



:eek:!
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
If he's lucky, the vet will sell it on ebay and the lizard will be rich :D

You got that right. Somebody bought JC on a cheese sandwich, so maybe they'll buy the lizards willy.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I thought the news of it being yours had been distraughtly enough!
He's doing better since he's been in therapy.


Hi Lauren. :cool:
 
Lauren Hynde said:
That's what my day was missing.
Yes...its like closure......like an ending........like......


The Closing Ceremony of ....something. :cool:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Yes...its like closure......like an ending........like......

The Closing Ceremony of ....something. :cool:
Wait... It's right here on the tip of my tongue... Of...

*spit*

Nope. Gone.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
Wait... It's right here on the tip of my tongue... Of...

*spit*

Nope. Gone.

I was going to reply to that, but I'm not sure I'm courageous enough to cheek Someone Really Important...
 
SimonBrooke said:
I was going to reply to that, but I'm not sure I'm courageous enough to cheek Someone Really Important...

Just tell her you're a knackered sod - she'll understand. :D
 
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