ignoring things until they go away.

[dolf]

this works very well for:
christmas
children who want money
sporting events
unwanted men
the jubilee
grandparents

but does not work as well for:
housework
utility companies who want money
strange engine noises
leprosy
weeds
unwanted hair

 

[richard_daily]

this works very well for:
christmas
children who want money
sporting events
unwanted men
the jubilee
grandparents

but does not work as well for:
housework
utility companies who want money
strange engine noises
leprosy
weeds
unwanted hair

Cut your hair short... and send me more pictures of you crying.

 

[dolf]

Cut your hair short... and send me more pictures of you crying.

you're the second guy this years to suggest hair hacking.

also: pervert!

 

[richard_daily]

you're the second guy this years to suggest hair hacking.

also: pervert!

I've been told that it can be cathartic... also; hot.

And I'm not a pervert, these requests are purely for scientific purposes.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've been told that it can be cathartic... also; hot.

And I'm not a pervert, these requests are purely for scientific purposes.

I heard a rumor that you like catharters, theyre very cathartic.

 

[bronzeage]

this works very well for:
christmas
children who want money
sporting events
unwanted men
the jubilee
grandparents

but does not work as well for:
housework
utility companies who want money
strange engine noises
leprosy
weeds
unwanted hair

If you ignore strange engine noises long enough, they will go away.

 

[dolf]

I've been told that it can be cathartic... also; hot.

And I'm not a pervert, these requests are purely for scientific purposes.

i've had my hair short before.
it wasn't especially theraputic.

is this an experiment into the effects of my tears on your todger turgidity?

If you ignore strange engine noises long enough, they will go away.

and not in a good way.

 

[richard_daily]

i've had my hair short before.
it wasn't especially theraputic.

is this an experiment into the effects of my tears on your todger turgidity?

Well, then you should just let me do it to you, I promise it would be therapeutic.

And nothing of the sort! I think we're all starting to see who the pervert is...

 

[1HF]

dolf!

 

[dolf]

dolf!

fuck!

 

[trysail]

Ignoring things until they go away

this works very well for:
Stockbrokers
Salespeople
Lower quotational values for investment portfolios (provided you own good quality companies)
Weather
Colds
Business cycles
Forecasters, economists, prophets, tea leaf readers, entrail readers and priests
Earnings predictions (made by Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Alex. Brown or anybody else )
Politicians
Purveyors of miracle cures
Promoters of perpetual motion machines
Advertisements

but does not work as well for:

Fundamental problems ( Warren Buffet describes the failure to address a fundamental problem as "thumb sucking behavior" )
Cash receipts < cash expenditures

 

[richard_daily]

i wish it worked for cade and busybody... and a few other people.

 

[dolf]

this works very well for:
zits

but does not work as well for:

holes in the hull

fyp, because it was boring

 

[dolf]

i wish it worked for cade and busybody... and a few other people.

only if you use the button.
perception is everything.

 

[richard_daily]

fyp, because it was boring

the story of his life

only if you use the button.
perception is everything.

yes, but they're still here... please eradicate them for me.

 

[butters]

dolf threads are not to be ignored. they are refreshing.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

this works very well for:
Stockbrokers
Salespeople
Lower quotational values for investment portfolios (provided you own good quality companies)
Weather
Colds
Business cycles
Forecasters, economists, prophets, tea leaf readers, entrail readers and priests
Earnings predictions (made by Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Alex. Brown or anybody else )
Politicians
Purveyors of miracle cures
Promoters of perpetual motion machines
Advertisements

but does not work as well for:

Fundamental problems ( Warren Buffet describes the failure to address a fundamental problem as "thumb sucking behavior" )
Cash receipts < cash expenditures

On the otherhand you get full use of an asset till it dies. The trick is knowing when its dead.

 

[Laurel]

this works very well for:
gangrened limbs
Laurels. It takes a while, but once Laurel is gone, she's gone.

but does not work as well for:
Laurel's cat

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

In my youth I chased problems with a buttlerfly net, and caught most of them. But intervention isnt guaranteed cure or remedy.

What works is ecology. Create an environment where problems are self correcting.

 

[pink]

Glad you are back.

 

[trysail]

fyp, because it was boring

Boring is good.


As you undoubtedly know, there is the ancient Chinese curse:

May you live in interesting times.​

 

[sweepthefloor]

I tried to ignore my little voice. It didn’t work.

 

[richard_daily]

I tried to ignore my little voice. It didn’t work.

I'd like to have you lay on the floor in a messy pile, and ignore you for a while.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'd like to have you lay on the floor in a messy pile, and ignore you for a while.

That's hot as long as we are not ignoring the messy pile of dirty laundry on the floor, cause laying on top of that won't get the wash done.

 

[richard_daily]

That's hot as long as we are not ignoring the messy pile of dirty laundry on the floor, cause laying on top of that won't get the wash done.

Why do you think I'd have you around?