If you're having a bad day ...

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ShamelessFlirt

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Lessons learned from a dog...


Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps and stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Enjoy being you; pretend to be something you're not is being kitty.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
 
Great advice!!

Good one!



Having sex on the front lawn might upset the neighbors though!;) ;)
 
ummmmm.....

always get a bone from the one who loves you?

perks
 
Thanks Shameless Flirt for sharing.

You knew just what kind of day I was having.

Btw- look forward to reading your stories and poetry.:)
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Lessons learned from a dog...


Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps and stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

Be loyal. Enjoy being you; pretend to be something you're not is being kitty.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
I thought it was :-
1, Tell everyone on Lit you are having a bad day and not to take any notice of anything you say
2, If they do take notice,tough "deal with it"
3, Slag off anything that any "newbie " says and afterwards put it down to the fact that you are having a bad day and they should "deal with it"
that should be enough to start with.
Seriously is it the time of year that increases the amount of off days or bad days we are seeing on Lit?????
 
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iann666 said:

I thought it was :-
1, Tell everyone on Lit you are having a bad day and not to take any notice of anything you say
2, If they do take notice,tough "deal with it"
3, Slag off anything that any "newbie " says and afterwards put it down to the fact that you are having a bad day and they should "deal with it"
that should be enough to start with.
Seriously is it the time of year that increases the amount of off days or bad days we are seeing on Lit?????

Dude, check your calendar, planner or PDA. They're like vacation days and sick days. If you don't plan for them, you're forced to take em at the end of the year. The more seniority you have the more days you get.

You're paid in stress and aggrevation and you're not allowed to take your days at the same time as your friends.
 
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ShamelessFlirt said:


Dude, check your calendar, planner or PDA. They're like vacation days and sick days. If you don't plan for them, you're forced to take em at the end of the year. The more seniority you have the more days you get.

You're paid in stress and aggrevation and you're not allowed to take your days at the same time as your friends.
Can I book Junee 22nd as I am ayear older on June 23rd lol
 
Still having a good day...

but after reading this, Flirt, I miss my doggie!!:(

It's so true, though isn't it? Thanks for sending it along.
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Lessons learned from a dog...


Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

Instead of growling, can I just moan?


Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

That goes without saying:D


Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

Check, check and check:)

Cassidy

 
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