If you're dead

[TravelinJack]

Brad... how about icicles.. they melt... no evidence left .. just the body. <insert evil glare>

That's freaking brilliant, I mean seriously, that's almost sick awesome.

 

[BradBigBrain]

this is not the first lit dead man and won't be the last. GB probably averages a dead person every three months. All to common to have guys and some women troll lit. too many easy targets here, just feed them what they want to hear and go get an piece of tail and move on to the next one. it is a common practice that won't go away as long as people think they can find true happiness in a porn site. my two cents.

He hurt the most lovely person on Lit. What scum would do that?

Agreed.



In my hands, though... trust me.

Too true.

Brad... how about icicles.. they melt... no evidence left .. just the body. <insert evil glare>

I want to leave evidence, though. So ... a 9MM would work.

 

[koalabear]

He hurt the most lovely person on Lit. What scum would do that?

the same kind that would go to Maine to see a married women and break up her marriage.

 

[TravelinJack]

Have a point, sometimes there are people on here without that affinity to feeling what they do to other people. The 9 mm is probably a good choice still

 

[done_got_old]

I'm just wondering just in case I have to do this.

Don't waste your time. You will be caught. I just registered this with the CIA, FBI, KKK, KGB, NBC, ABC, CNN, and BBC. You will be caught.

 

[TravelinJack]

backfire...epic fail

 

[done_got_old]

this is not the first lit dead man and won't be the last. GB probably averages a dead person every three months. All to common to have guys and some women troll lit. too many easy targets here, just feed them what they want to hear and go get an piece of tail and move on to the next one. it is a common practice that won't go away as long as people think they can find true happiness in a porn site. my two cents.

I wonder if I'm dead............

 

[koalabear]

I wonder if I'm dead............

I think we both are...this is hell......

 

[kendra1980]

If's he's dead and he comes back...wouldn't that make him a vampire, or some sort of zombie?


Wouldn't your regular zombie/vampire slaying techniques work?


Just wonderin????

 

[hdlynnette]

Take said dead person and strip him naked. In the desert, stake him out spread eagle, with hands and feet attached to stakes with WET rawhide...which shrinks as it dries. Take some syrup and drizzle it between his toes, around his genitals, between his fingers and around his mouth, nose and ears. Let the bugs and buzzards do the deed. Make sure you're wearing gloves when handling the stakes and rawhide...and be sure to take the empty syrup bottle with you.

Have I ever told y'all that I have native American blood in my veins?

 

[koalabear]

Take said dead person and strip him naked. In the desert, stake him out spread eagle, with hands and feet attached to stakes with WET rawhide...which shrinks as it dries. Take some syrup and drizzle it between his toes, around his genitals, between his fingers and around his mouth, nose and ears. Let the bugs and buzzards do the deed. Make sure you're wearing gloves when handling the stakes and rawhide...and be sure to take the empty syrup bottle with you.

Have I ever told y'all that I have native American blood in my veins?

no, no, no....peel them and roll them in salt.....*nods*

 

[hdlynnette]

no, no, no....peel them and roll them in salt.....*nods*

And what tribe are you from?



*smirks*


*shivers*

 

[koalabear]

And what tribe are you from?



*smirks*


*shivers*

Hack-a-Saw Tribe.......

 

[calender_girl]

no, no, no....peel them and roll them in salt.....*nods*

tar and feather them?

 

[koalabear]

tar and feather them?

pollution....

 

[availableslave2u]

if you're dead, i suggest you stay dead.
that's all i'm saying about it.

 

[southbound395]

What would be the penalty for killing you if you showed back up again?

You would have to pay my bar tab and...
and...
I have this hunger...
hunger...

for BRRRAAAINNSSS!

 

[bequ23]

Take said dead person and strip him naked. In the desert, stake him out spread eagle, with hands and feet attached to stakes with WET rawhide...which shrinks as it dries. Take some syrup and drizzle it between his toes, around his genitals, between his fingers and around his mouth, nose and ears. Let the bugs and buzzards do the deed. Make sure you're wearing gloves when handling the stakes and rawhide...and be sure to take the empty syrup bottle with you.

That is a great idea!!! But maybe even that would be too good for him.

Don't forget to put extra on the genitals and on his throat too. Then he can't even scream after his larynx has been ripped out!!!!