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BradBigBrain

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What would be the penalty for killing you if you showed back up again?
 
How can you get in trouble for killing someone if they are already legally dead? Unless they filled out the paperwork to be alive again...then...that's probably murder...
 
It was only a matter of time before that Judd movie would be based on a true story... or ...it could be zombies
 
That would be majorly fucked up.

Maybe you aught to get some security cameras or something if that's going on... or ...a really good lawyer to protect your assets or something.
 
Fuck it bro, go for the grenade, ... if they're already dead you might need something stronger?
 
I kind of agree with her, maybe you should get the clergy involved, at least, they wouldn't charge that much.
 
Yea, if they would have dug a deeper grave or poured cement on top of the casket originally this would be a more simple problem...
 
Rusted spoon.

That's all I'm saying.

this is not the first lit dead man and won't be the last. GB probably averages a dead person every three months. All to common to have guys and some women troll lit. too many easy targets here, just feed them what they want to hear and go get an piece of tail and move on to the next one. it is a common practice that won't go away as long as people think they can find true happiness in a porn site. my two cents.
 
Along with what Koala said... really the 9mm is probably best...its quieter than a grenade...
 
Brad... how about icicles.. they melt... no evidence left .. just the body. <insert evil glare>
 
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