If your tandem was about to crash, who would you want sitting in front?

[going_long]

For those who can't afford their own plane. Same applies.

 

[planetqueen]

My boss. He is vile and really really fat. Perfect choice.

(I don't think really fat people deserve to die, but useful in this scenario)

 

[going_long]

A hairbag. You've thought this through.

 

[planetqueen]

I spend a lot of time thinking about that kind of thing. Makes me happy