If Your Penis Had a TATTOO what would it be

[RyanBlack]

If your penis had a tatoo on it---what would it be or say


Mine would say

GENE EXPRESS delivering nationwide overnight

 

[j_is_here]

mine would be of an elephant trunk and then I would have ears tattooed on my hips!!!!


J

 

[Lorilei]

I don't have a penis, so I don't get to play.

*slinks away*

 

[PervyRomantic]

Soo funny you should ask this...

...Because I have actually thought about this before!! HAHA.

Ok, on side:

ROXY (w/Martinni glass)

and on the other...

80's (w/shades and a guitiar.)

 

[RyanBlack]

I don't have a penis, so I don't get to play.

*slinks away*

you can certainly put an imaginary tattoo on your imaginary penis

 

[PervyRomantic]

I don't have a penis, so I don't get to play.

*slinks away*

I KNOW! Talk about a descrimanatory thread huh? haha.
Well, how about for your man (or men)...what would you like a guy to have on their wanker Lorilei?

 

[PervyRomantic]

you can certainly put an imaginary tattoo on your imaginary penis

That works tooo!!!

 

[Lorilei]

you can certainly put an imaginary tattoo on your imaginary penis

I KNOW! Talk about a descrimanatory thread huh? haha.
Well, how about for your man (or men)...what would you like a guy to have on their wanker Lorilei?

Hmmm, this is a BIG decision. I'll need to think about it.

 

[RyanBlack]

IM pretty sure Roxy would want


MINE (by Roxy)

tattooed on it

 

[Lorilei]

Ryan, I think yours should say "HIS" on one side and "HERS" on the other. Though that still leaves a lot of free space....

 

[PervyRomantic]

IM pretty sure Roxy would want


MINE (by Roxy)

tattooed on it

Hahaha. She just might and how could I deny her?

 

[RyanBlack]

HMMMMMMM can I put a tattoo on Natty's

I wonder what I should put there. . . .

 

[mikeyirish]

there's a joke about this....

A guy is so in love with his new wife that he gets her name tattoo'ed on his cock. Her name is Wendy and when he is hard it fits well. But when he is soft, it shrivels up and all you can see is the W and the Y

So off to Jamaica they go for their honeymoon. At a bar one night, the newlywed goes in to the bathroom to do his thing. At the urinal he is standing next to a Jamaican man and he looks down and sees on the Jamaican man's penis W and Y...

So, considering he had a few drinks in him and was feeling bold he leans over and says to the Jamaican, "So is your wife named Wendy to?" The Jamaican looks at him puzzled and says "What do you mean. man?"

So the newlywed explains his new tattoo and the Jamaican rolls his head and laughs and says:''

"No man..it says Welcome To Jamaica Man, I Hope You Enjoy Your Stay"

aahahaha


I think on mine I'd get "Irish Curse?"

 

[kendra1980]

I'm not such a fan of tattoos...altho I want a tiny wee one, go figure that one out, but if I had a penis, I'd not have anything tattooed on it.

I'd play with the thing all day long so any tattoo would be virtually rubbed off

 

[mulehead61]

Massachusetts Institute of Technology......spelled out......

 

[kendra1980]

Massachusetts Institute of Technology......spelled out......

Impressive...what font size ?

 

[mulehead61]

Impressive...what font size ?

What? You question me?? lmao

Probably a font of about 1........

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Mines would have a gun on it pointed up.

 

[pellso27]

A happy face on the head

 

[pellso27]

Hey it's Tiger

 

[pellso27]

caution contents under pressure

 

[butters]

I'm your dick - SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!

 

[PervyRomantic]

This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!

 

[Grifters]

Hello, my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
(small font) (word wrap)

 

[Lorilei]

Hello, my name is Inego Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
(small font) (word wrap)

Best one yet!