If you wouldn't date a fat, skeezy Biker, why would you let him pierce your pussy?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Just curious. I see these pierced clits and inner thigh tatoos, and all I can think is how comfortable were you with the Skinhead freak that got to sniff at your crotch and pinch your labia and rest his arm on your nipples? Or do they let you down a bottle of tequilla first?

 

[Angel]

Um, a sorta fat but not skanky guy pierced my clit hood and I felt perfectly comfortable.

 

[estevie]

My tat man is quite attractive. I didn't mind having my tit in his palm for 2 hours.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

My tat man is quite attractive. I didn't mind having my tit in his palm for 2 hours.

can i have your tit in my palm for two hours? I won't even poke at it with nedles.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Well, I wouldn't date a 50 year old married man with 6 kids either... but i let one put me in stirrups and stick swabs in my puss once a year.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Does your OBGYN know? Or is this just a hobby?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Calamity Jane]

Or is this just a hobby?

Just call me a freak.

 

[riff]

Same principle at work in this episode

When I was in g'school I was a waiter and bartender in a very exclusive private club.

This fine assed chick was eating a rack of lamb and I took her plate when she had had enough. But she left whole cut of the rack on her plate. I was hungry so, what the fuck, I grabbed the bone of the lamb and took a big bite out of it.

Another waiter sees me do this and starts giving me shit.

"You are so totally gross- how can you eat after someone you don't even know?"

"Dude," I responded, "I would eat her pussy right now if she asked me to, and you think I should be worried about eating something off her plate? Get fucked."

LOL

I think he got my point. heheheheh

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Not some fat man ...

Nope my tattoo guy was not some " fat skeezy biker".

In fact he was probably my age and he had a TIGHT body.
He is very handsome and has a very sexy accent.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Well, I wouldn't date a 50 year old married man with 6 kids either... but i let one put me in stirrups and stick swabs in my puss once a year.

can i sput you up in stirups and stick something in your puss, not swabs either?

 

[sabbathstorm]

The guy that did my tongue piercing was pretty clean cut, aside from his tats and piercings. He was actually younger than me and not too bad looking (not really my type though).

I've got no desire to have any piercings below my belly button. Hell, I'm having a hard enough time convincing Storm that my nipples would look good pierced

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

can i sput you up in stirups and stick something in your puss, not swabs either?

That will be ten Haily Marys for impure thoughts, Todd. Now off to catechism with you. And don't let me catch you staring at Mary-Lousia's black patent leather shoes.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

That will be ten Haily Marys for impure thoughts, Todd. Now off to catechism with you. And don't let me catch you staring at Mary-Lousia's black patent leather shoes.

sorry not catholic, i don't do sacraments

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Don't you know that ALL Christians are Catholics, they just don't know it? Don't resist the Pope. He is your friend. You want to to step into my dark, tight little Confessional don't you? It's nice and warm in there. Like a pussy. You can even cry, it's okay. Come to us Todd...Come to us...

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Don't you know that ALL Christians are Catholics, they just don't know it? Don't resist the Pope. He is your friend. You want to to step into my dark, tight little Confessional don't you? It's nice and warm in there. Like a pussy. You can even cry, it's okay. Come to us Todd...Come to us...

sorry, don't do confessionals either unless thers a nun in there with me

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Does that mean you're ready to sign up for the Catholic plan? It's zero down, but you have to pay installments every Sunday for the rest of your life. And we guarantee a life-time supply of forgiveness, unless you committ suicide, then I'm afraid there will be some early withdrawl from life fees, which you will have to pay off over the course of eternity. Sign here __________________. I'll go get the nun. You don't mind a little facial hair, do you..?

 

[Calamity Jane]

can i sput you up in stirups and stick something in your puss, not swabs either?

Now Todd... do you really think it would be good for your relationship with God to fuck a witch?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jesus ate with the whores and tax collectors; I'm sure Todd can shag a Pagan.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: If you wouldn't date a fat, skeezy Biker, why would you let him pierce your pussy?

Have you considered writing? You have such a way with words.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Now Todd... do you really think it would be good for your relationship with God to fuck a witch?

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